<img src=http://www.fantasyfootballfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/David-Carr.jpg> the greatest TEXAN eva
Thank you very much. It won't get the same attention. It should be in the "Houston Sports" forum, but I like your attitude. p.s. AND your nickname, buddy.
David Carr once ate a 72oz steak in an hour and the first 45 minutes he was having sex with the waitress! CARR>VY
Did I ever tell you about the time David Carr showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter; she's a beautiful girl. Well, Carr shows up.. and you know he's a big fella. Goes about 7'8", 530. Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Carr! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries Carr and me! Off! Off! Off! We spend the weekend in the Pocono's - he loves me like I've never been loved before!
First friend of Carr: The market...the market's up eighty points. Second friend of Carr: I'll never figure out this market. One day she's up. [pause] The next day she's up... First friend of Carr: Hey, do you fellas know a guy by the name of David Carr? Second: Yeah, I know David Carr. He's a 10 foot-tall beast-man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. Third: Best damn trader on the floor. Second: He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson. Third: Carr went public with his own buttocks and made 7 million. First: To David Carr. Together: David Carr! First: Did I ever tell you about the time Carr and I went hunting? Second: I masturbate to the Teletubbies. First: Anyway, Carr decides he's going to hunt down all four of the 'Banana Splits.' He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives except Flegal. Third: We once had a bachelor party for David Carr. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. Second: Carr once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Corey Hart. First: He has a toenail on the end of his penis. Third: Carr got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak. Second: The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms. First: Carr's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. Third: Carr is ranked 8th in the AP College Football poll. Second: To David Carr. Together: David Carr! Second: Did I ever tell you about the time Carr and I were in a production of "The King and I?" First: Every morning I crap the bed. Second: Anyway, on opening night, Carr chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
