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Holiday gifts for our team

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by smoothie, Nov 29, 2006.

  1. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    i would get rafer shot selection, tmac would get health, and i would get hayes another 2 or 3 inches.

    what would you get our team?
     
  2. Uprising

    Uprising Member

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    holyday? ummmm.....most of them more or less practice the same religion IIRC.
     
  3. cons

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    I'd give Chuck some mid range game, and Bonzi a membership to Jenny Craig.
     
  4. Storm Surge

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    I'd give Juwan Howard some game
     
  5. nappdog

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    More minutes for Vspan.
     
  6. kjames44

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    A trade with the Knick for a certain 4 named Lee...
     
  7. jdrock

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    The answer to this question is obvious:

    Give Yao the ability to move like any of the following:
    - Steve Nash
    - Chris Paul
    - Allen Iverson
    - LBJ
    - Olajuwon
    - you get the idea

    Yao with the quickness of any of these...just imagine!
     
  8. heypartner

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    more minutes for Head! <font size=1>hmmm, that's the same thing on my xmas list.</font>

    More Red Rowdies...about 1,000 more would suffice.
     
  9. bejezuz

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    I'd give Chucky 4 inches of height, 40 lbs of muscle, and a midrange jumpshot. But then he'd be the next coming of Karl Malone.

    I'd give Sura his knees back.

    I'd make TMac 5 years younger, and Deke 15 years younger.

    I'd give Luther court vision and better handles, and give Rafer the strength to score in traffic like TMac and shoot the three like Luther.

    I'd give Mike James herpes, Eddie Griffin impulse control, and Bonzi some prozac and a stationary bike.

    Oh, and I'd give Yao the ability to grow facial hair. A nice Brawny man beard.
     
  10. Htown57

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    that would make deke what? a spry 40 or so?
     
  11. tsunami

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    Bonzi for Lee, will Isiah Thomas do that?
     
  12. bejezuz

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    If so, he was the best 40 year old to ever play the game.

    Code:
    Year  	Team  	G  	GS  	MPG  	FG%  	3p%  	FT%  	OFF  	
    91-92 	DEN 	71 	71 	38.3 	.493 	.000 	.642 	4.5 
    
    DEF  	RPG  	APG  	SPG  	BPG  	TO  	PF  	PPG
    7.8 	12.3 	2.2 	0.6 	3.0 	3.55 	3.80 	16.6
     
  13. superden

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    It is so hard to imagine Deke averaging 16.6 points a game.
     
  14. ClutchCityReturns

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    Happy Holidays!
     
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    I'd give Bonzi a stationary bike.
     
  16. OmegaSupreme

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    bonzi- tapeworms and crack
    vspan- jvg's confidence
    tmac- 78 more games
    yao- respect from the media
    novak- pt
    battier- light from the ghey trade
    rafer- clutch bbs confidence (though i think he and span should split)
     
  17. James23

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    Yao needs Moses Malone to show him how to use his butt to push his opponents inside the paint.
     
  18. crash5179

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    How about a coach that could actually coach some offense...
     
  19. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    either that or just get JVG an offensive playbook.

    best of both worlds.
     
  20. TeamUSA

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    Hair transplant from Moochie to Gundy!

    Can somebody make a photoshop of this please?
     

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