An ode to everyone's favorite agent...

Well, since everyone around here loves Dan Fegan so much, I decided to write a song about him...Time to bust out that old copy of <i>Slippery When Wet</i>...LIKE to here it, here it goes...

Dealing with Fegan
(sung to the tune of "Living on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi)

Hakeem used to play for the Rocks
He wanted lots of cash
He called his agent, Fegan...(he's tough)
Shandon wanted somewhere to play
Working for the Rocks, he wanted to stay so much..(so much)

Dan Fegan says he'll hold on for lots more dough
If Houston doesn't want you, he'll find somewhere else to go
He is their agent
They won't be po', no way
He'll just ask for mo'!!

<i>Chorus</i>
OOOOOOH, It's just no fun
WHOA! Dealing with Fegan
Contract talks, they're all but done
WHOA! Dealing with Fegan

Hakeem now plays for the Raps
Now he's on a team
Playing with Vince-anity who dunks....so much
Shandon went to New York to stay
Through a sign and trade (look who we got)
We got Glen Rice! He's nice...

Too bad they held on for lots more green
Now they're playing for some sorry Eastern Conference teams
But we'll survive now
We got this guy who's nice
He's Stevie Franchise!

<i>Repeat Chorus</i>

OOOOH, Just one more guy on the Fegan list
A guard with an afro named Moochie Norris!!

<i>Repeat Chorus until you lose all your free agents, or until the Rockets win another NBA title</i>