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Red Rowdies - BOO Bruce Bowen !

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DaDakota, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I would like to make an appeal to the Red Rowdies to come up with something special for that dirty no good player, Bruce Bowen.

    The guy is the dirtiest player I have ever seen play an NBA game, and the ONLY one I ever wish a career ending injury upon.

    That being said......How about a chant when he touches the ball?

    Something like:

    Bowen Sux

    or

    BOOOOOOOwen

    or

    "Bruce is dirty, Bruce is dirty"

    Something.....

    The guy is a menace to the game of basketball, he kicks people in the face, he puts his foot out UNDERNEATH opponents as they shoot jumpers, he is just a flat out dirty scumsucking douch bag of a player.

    DD
     
  2. GladiatoRowdy

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    We are not allowed to use the word "sucks" in a chant, but some of those others might work.
     
  3. TeamUSA

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    "Bruce is dirty, Bruce is dirty"
    "Bruce is dirty, Bruce is dirty"
    "Bruce is dirty, Bruce is dirty"
    "Bruce is dirty, Bruce is dirty"
    "Bruce is dirty, Bruce is dirty"
    "Bruce is dirty, Bruce is dirty"
    "Bruce is dirty, Bruce is dirty"
    "Bruce is dirty, Bruce is dirty"
    "Bruce is dirty, Bruce is dirty"
    "Bruce is dirty, Bruce is dirty"
     
  4. MR. MEOWGI

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    Well "Bruce Bowen Blows" has a nice ring to it.
     
  5. 3814

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    you aren't allowed using "sucks" in a chant?!?!?! that's ridiculous!

    i've heard whole stadiums chanting that the other team sucks.
     
  6. DaDakota

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    I don't understand this either....will they revoke your tickets?

    What if the other people around you start chanting...BOWEN SUX..BOWEN SUX....would the Rowdies have to sit quietly by and ignore the chanting?

    A little help please.

    DD
     
  7. Tb-Cain

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    Here are some of my favorite taunts...


    Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person.

    I blow my nose at you

    you empty headed animal food trough wiper

    I fart in your general direction

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries


    on second thought, i'm not sure how well they translate to the basketball court.
     
  8. DaDakota

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    BOWEN SUCKS !!!


    I used Babel !

    ;)

    DD
     
  9. bejezuz

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    "Bruce Bowen Cheats! Bruce Bowen Cheats!"

    Or just...

    "Cheater! Cheater! Cheater!"
     
  10. texanskan

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    Go get your ****ing shinebox Bowen!
     
  11. krosfyah

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    Wow, andymoon. I knew when you said that it would elicit a response.

    Regarding 'sucks',

    We are MUCH MUCH MUCH louder and cheer much longer than the whole stadium. Occasionally, you'll hear a whole stadium join in on a chant of Kobe Sucks or something ...but the key word is OCCASIONALLY. The Rowdies cheer non-stop ...and it is only a few of us. So if you sitting nearby with your 8 year old daughter, it doesn't make for a family friendly environment if every other word out of our mouths are Suck this and suck that.

    We can be loud and obnoxious but we are asked to do so CREATIVELY.

    ...and yes, they can take our tickets away ...so we follow the rules. ;)

    Of those proposed, I like: BRUCE IS DIRTY.

    Second place: I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.
     
  12. kkuu

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    If we have R.Bowen, we will be fine.
     
  13. texanskan

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    It really makes trash talk better if you don't curse or use words like Suck. It makes it more creative and so on.

    The "Dallas reject" chant from preseason with Finley at the line would be nice IMO
     
  14. Shawndme7

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    how about just

    "CHEEAAA-TER CHEAAA-TER"

    or

    "SPRAINED ANKLES, SPRAINED ANKLES"
     
  15. heypartner

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    in the 4 syllable chant popular in NY...like "fi-re lay-den"...i like

    Gi-no-bo-dy!
    Gi-no-bo-dy!

    In the 2 syllable chant popularized by "Dar-ryl"....i like

    Dun-can't
    Dun-can't
     
  16. Shawndme7

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    Actually just say "AN-Klessss An-Klesssss"

    Bruce has a dirty conscience, just saying ankles is subtle and it gets the point accross.


     
  17. texanskan

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    Brent Barry (Dingleberry, Din-gl-ber-ry)
     
  18. shaggylambda

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    Nice!!!!!!!!!
     
  19. shaggylambda

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    You're on fire brotha!!!!!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA....LMAO
     
  20. windfern

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    Let's be realisitc here the game is already tonight. Let's make it simple and easy to say..

    like.. DIRTY BOWEN DIRTY BOWEN..
     

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