http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/203730169.html This really seems like a joke, rather than the guy's actual experiences. I usually don't like reading articles this long but it was difficult to stop! (stole from Fark.com)
My favorite line: "You called me 2 months later to say you had an ovarian cyst and you wanted to know if I caused it? Yeah, I did - just after I disrupted the Earth's magnetic field. Flake. "
