10. Sweeping the Floor after we won the championship 9. Thomas Hamilton's personal masseuse 8. Stat tracking Mo Taylor's rebounds 7. Moochie's Hairstylist 6. Charles Barkely's press secretary 5. Valet job parking Buck Johnson's bicycle 4. Turbo (otherwise known as dorky mascot patrol) 3. Mop up guy when Patrick Ewing comes to town 2. Cato's understudy 1. Person responsible for unveling new uniforms to the public Feel free to add your own!
Calvin Murphy's tailor (attention viewers: do NOT stare directly at Calvin Murphy's suit, as permanent eye damage may result)
I'm pretty sure some of us remember derick chievous. He was known as the band-aid man because of all the band-aids he would have on his body. The worst job might be for that person who is removing and placing these band-aids on this half-year wonder.
I actually think that no. 8 would be a cushy gig..Get to watch the action with little fear of ever having to do any work....
PSJ knows I cannot avoid these threads....first off I love that one! And A-Trains comment about do not stare at Murphy's suit. I think that is the funniest thing I've ever heard about Calvin's suits. <ul> <li>Moses Malone's translater <li>Lewis, Wiggen and Lucas's PR person <li>Clyde Drexler's ego stroker <li>Scottie Pippen's body guard <li>Charles Barkley's babysitter (she has to babysit the kids every night until 3am) <li>Matt Maloney's psychiatrist after Payton broke him down <li>The Promotions guy who fields all Rockets03's emails about merchandise give-aways <li>The equiptment guy assigned to pick up David Robinson's jockstraps from the Summit floor in '95 <li>The Towel Boy after Mad Max quit on the Rockets who Rudy used in his final admonishment of Max, "Throw him the towel, boy; he's done." and the #1 worst job <li>The messenger that CD sent to Hakeem's camp with the $4m one year offer who Fegan sent back decapitated with a note tapped to his torso...."Any Questions" </ul>
10. Convincing Kelvin Cato that he is a center in the NBA making $42 mil 9. MoTaylor's personal trainer. He looks like a 6'9" doughnut eating cop. 8. Rudy's automobiles, AA is looking for him 7. Telling Les's wife that she is too old to dress like that 6. Larry Smith's free coach (unemployed living in Turkey) 5. Kenny Smith's hairstylist, Kenny's hair transplants must have cost a fortune. 4. Convincing Ralph Sampson that he was not a point guard 3. The pajama (uniform) designer, did we cut them a check, that had to be a freebie 2. Wrap, lacing, and strapping up Glen Rice's shoes, he looks like Robo Cop on the floor 1. Getting Scottie Pippen to score after Jordan retired.
I am shocked that there isn't a greater appreciation for Calvin's "ecletic" style. After all, not many people can wear a retina-scorching pinstripe suit and look professional at the same time.
[10] The 'dorky' forest ranger guy that is subserviant to Clutch [9] The guy that has to massage the agents egos/entertain them. [8]The guy that answers to Mrs. Alexander for raising enough money for her animal foundation. [7]The guy who has to check (smell test) whether the towels are sweat soaked or clean. [6] The guy that tells Les that a player is a bust after signing them to a long term contract [5]The guy that brings Les the check for Cato every month for Les' signature. [4] The guy that tells Les he is going to loose money for the year just after he signs Cato's check. [3] The doctor that gives routine physicals to the players and asks them to cough or does the finger wag. [2] The guy that has to change the urinal cakes. [1]The lady that washes the Power dancer's underwear during "That time of the month."
The guy in payroll that has to cut monthly paychecks to the all the players, but who himself only makes minimum wage.
- the guy that had to remove bench splinters from Langhi's butt last year - clutch's defensive driving instructor - the guy in charge of promoting "Granville Waiters - the movie" - the team's groin pull specialist - Barkley's head polisher
