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Evolution Unveiled!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Fatty FatBastard, Nov 4, 2006.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    Honestly, until I saw this, it never became clearer...

    Where is that flying spaghetti monster, these days? I miss him...

    It was thought of by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this:

    In the begining we were all fish, swimming around in the water, and then one day the fish had a r****d baby, and the r****d baby was "different", so it got to live.

    So, r****d fish get's to make more r****d babies until, one day a r****d baby fish crawled out of the ocean, with it's mutant fish hands, and it made butt sex with this. r****d frog Squirrel.

    And then that r****d had sex with a monkey fish frog. And then the monkey fish frog had butt-sex with another r****d monkey who had butt-sex with with another fish frog who screwed another monkey. And that made you.

    So there you go! You're the r****ded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt-sex with a fish-squirrel.
     
  2. rimbaud

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    Fatty you never fail to show your intelligence on this bbs.

    Ha ha - r****ds!
     
  3. univac hal

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    And what's wrong with that?
     
  4. KingCheetah

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    Fatty are you saying that you are the next retart baby that will change the course of evolution on this planet?
     
  5. thegary

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    wow, thanks for the enlightenment. i've been using butt-sex as a means of contraception. i better be careful.
     
  6. halfbreed

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    For those that don't know what FFB is quoting:

    Semi-NSFW (as you can tell from the original post)

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