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What's the Best Advice You have Received?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocket River, Oct 26, 2006.

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  1. Rocket River

    Rocket River Member

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    What's the Best Advice You have Received?

    What do you find to be the most true
    or
    the most userful?


    Rocket River
     
    #1 Rocket River, Oct 26, 2006
  2. A-Train

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    Never get less than 12 hours of sleep
    Never play cards with a guy who has the first name as a city
    Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body
     
    #2 A-Train, Oct 26, 2006
  3. Roxfan73

    Roxfan73 Rookie

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    The lord loves a working man
    Don't trust whitey
    See a doctor and get rid of it
     
    #3 Roxfan73, Oct 26, 2006
  4. vwiggin

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    #4 vwiggin, Oct 26, 2006
  5. BiGGieStuFF

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    *whisper*kill him...no one will find out*whisper*
     
    #5 BiGGieStuFF, Oct 26, 2006
  6. Rocket River

    Rocket River Member

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    I can see now . .this will be enlightening . . and entertaining

    Rocket River
     
    #6 Rocket River, Oct 26, 2006
  7. Outlier

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    LOL :D :D
     
    #7 Outlier, Oct 26, 2006
  8. count_dough-ku

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    Teen Wolf


    The Jerk


    Ok, my turn. :D


    "Remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
     
    #8 count_dough-ku, Oct 26, 2006
  9. vwiggin

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    Brady Bunch movie! :)

    (It sounds like a joke but it is actually very zen.)
     
    #9 vwiggin, Oct 26, 2006
  10. Faos

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    Wax on.
    Wax off.
     
    #10 Faos, Oct 26, 2006
  11. RocketMan Tex

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    "Life is too short to date ugly women, drive crappy cars, or smoke sh*tty weed".

    I think I gave this advice to Rocketman 95 onetime, but we wuz loaded.

    :eek: ;) :D
     
    #11 RocketMan Tex, Oct 26, 2006
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    When I was a kid, my father told me, "Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it."
     
    #12 ima_drummer2k, Oct 26, 2006
  13. Tigerknee

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    You get what you pay for
     
    #13 Tigerknee, Oct 26, 2006
  14. macalu

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    never fight anyone smaller than you b/c no matter the outcome, you still lose.
     
    #14 macalu, Oct 26, 2006
  15. oomp

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    The Dude abides.
     
    #15 oomp, Oct 26, 2006
  16. Lil Pun

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    Anything lost can be found again except for time wasted.
     
    #16 Lil Pun, Oct 26, 2006
  17. univac hal

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    Everybody lies.
     
    #17 univac hal, Oct 26, 2006
  18. oomp

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    "Smiling Faces Sometimes"

    (As recorded by The Undisputed Truth)
    BARRET STRONG
    NORMAN WHITFIELD

    Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend
    Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within.

    Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
    Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof.

    The truth is in the eyes
    'Cause the eyes don't lie, amen
    Remember a smile is just a frown turned upside down
    My friend let me tell you

    Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
    Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof.

    Beware, beware of the handshake that hides the snake
    I'm telling you beware, beware of the pat on the back
    It just might hold you back
    Jealousy (jealousy), Misery (misery), Envy.

    I tell you you can't see behind smiling faces
    Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
    Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof.

    Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
    Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof.

    (Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes)
    (Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes)
    I'm telling you beware, beware of the handshake that hides the snake
    Listen to me now beware, beware of that pat on the back
    It just might hold you back.

    Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
    Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof.

    Your enemy won't do you no harm
    'Cause you know where he's coming from
    Don't let the handshake and the smile fool ya
    Take my advice I'm only tryin' to school ya.

    Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth, uh
    Smiling faces, smiling faces tell lies and I got proof.

    (c) Copyright 1971 by Jobete Music Co., Inc.
     
    #18 oomp, Oct 26, 2006
  19. Roxfan73

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    Harold Ramis in Stripes
     
    #19 Roxfan73, Oct 26, 2006
  20. rrj_gamz

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    It's better to ask for forgiveness, than permission...

    and

    Always make sure you check for an Adam's apple... :p
     
    #20 rrj_gamz, Oct 26, 2006
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