I will drink a beer in the bathroom. I love a cold brew while showering. Anything while dumping is a no no. Only a brew if I am taking a leak. Laptop while crapping all the time Who knows, I may be dumping right now
I drink glasses of water all the time while going to the restroom. Gets out every last drop of pee... Now, eating while taking a crap, that's just nasty...
it's pretty much the same thing. well, smaller surface area for contact on water than a plate of food...but larger than a granola bar. I don't do it, but I think you're taking in just as much nasty by breathing in a lot while you're in there as you would be by eating something.
Yeah, but I don't touch any penises when I go to the restroom... I'm no germaphobe, but I do go immediately to the sink after going #1 and wash my hands thoroughly... Have a drink while you're relieving yourself, no biggie...
whew... what a relief. as long as it's fish or their "clam" strips... it's ok. but, it is inappropriate to do their hush puppies while taking a pooh. eating hush puppies that look like enormous pooh balls and discarding pooh balls out your rectum simultaneously... that's not cool.
Yeah, that's a big pet peeve of mine. After I wash my hands now I use the paper towel to open the door because I don't want to even touch the pee-stained door handle.
Back in high school a friend of mine would pee in all of the soap dispensers in the bathroom. I now have a phobia of using bathroom soap.
Why don't you guys just stick a catheter up you schlong and get a colostomy bag so you don't ever have to go into a bathroom any more. Seriously, a paper towel to open the door? You'll probably come in contact with more germs typing a message in this thread than by using the bathroom. When properly maintained, the human penis might be one of the cleanest, most sanitary objects in the world...
I like to employ the Solomon method when seated on the toilet. Take a hotdog, break it in two pieces, dip it in the water, and then shove both pieces in my mouth. I call it The Dirty Kobayashi.
How do people do that?? How do you eat with that smell??? Especially public bathrooms... I wish there was a puke smiley
I like to pee on the toilet paper rolls. Hopefully, the next day when someone's wiping they will wonder why the TP is yellow
So you germophobes are the ones that leave a discarded paper towel on the floor because you can't reach the trash can after opening the door?
Yes, that would be me. Sometimes the door is far away from the trash can and if my 3-pt shot ain't on, it's ain't on.
Mostly at work and I bring my Sudoku book. I occasionally drink coffee at home, but that's as far as it goes.
