Why Houston MUST Win Tommorrow!

A Cowboys win is a victory of vice over virtue. The Cowboys represent all that is foul and evil in the world. They are an unpleasant little team constructed out of immorality, sin and the worst kind of poisonous bile. If the Cowboys are allowed to win...it means that the good guys don't always win. It means that sometimes evil can gain a foothold. It means that the dreams and hopes of the little children can be subverted and poisoned to serve the will of evil and hateful balseraphs and demons of every band.

God bless our Brave Texans!!!!



If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from Houston
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more, methinks, would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Coach Kubiak, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made
And crowns for convoy put into his purse:
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is called the feast of Sundays football game
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Andre Johnson
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours
And say 'To-morrow is Football Sunday'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say 'These wounds I had on Andre Johnson's day.'
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Carr the king, Super Mario and Moulds ,
Dayne and Gado, Daniels and Robinson ,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Andre Johnson's dayshall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in Houston now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Andre Johnson's day.