Hitchhikers

If they are smokin' hot chicks and I'm alone, I don't see why I shouldn't

Zero culture of hitchhiking where I live, though..

 

I never have, and unless its a smokin' hot chick, this won't happen...In the movies its like they put the hot chick with the guys hiding...If this happned, I feel like its false advertising and I'd kick them all to the curb, no matter how hot she was...

 

They make scary movies that start out like that.

 

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted Stroehmann: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted Stroehmann: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted Stroehmann: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted Stroehmann: You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted Stroehmann: That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted Stroehmann: That -- good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted Stroehmann: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're ****in' fired!

I'll pass on the hitchhiker thing EVERYTIME!

 

Dude, but they make PORNO movies that start out like that too!

I never have. Might have considered it back when I was single, but now that I have a family, it is a risk I wouldn't take.

 

I've picked up an old man who it turns out was on his way to see some family and just decided to hitchhike. He was a great old man. I was with a friend of mine and so I picked him up.

If the situation seemed safe enough I would do it again.

 

i've never picked-up a hitchhiker, but i have hitchhiked...in Mexico, not the US.

 

You have to weigh the possibility that a smokin' hot chick standing by the road is a crazed psycho killer against the possibility that she is an insatiable nymphomaniac

Are there more crazed psycho killers or insatiable nymphomaniacs in the world? Take a chance. You might get head.. or end up with no head

 

I picked up that old asian lady last week. It was DEFINITELY worth it. She does remember my car every time I pass her by, though. She waves a box of cereal in the air and yells "You don't want breakfast?"

 

I am strictly sticking by the advise a once-known MONSTER-LOOKING dude said in

"NEVER PICK UP HITCHHIKERS, KIDDIES!"
Did anyone else besides me remember that movie when seeing this thread?

< creepy_voice >"THANKS FOR THE RIDE, LADY!"< / creepy voice >

 

I think it's the hot chicks you have to be more worried about. A guy would probably just kill you. A chick will seduce you, get you naked, cut off your schlong, THEN kill you...

 

SoooooOoooOoo... what you're saying is that you want the guys to seduce you, too?