1. Francis isnt as pretty as Kobe. 2. Francis doesnt have an afro like Kobe. 3. Francis doesnt score 30 points per game like Kobe 4. Francis gets NONE from the laker girls, while Kobe gets all. 5. Kobe passes to Shaq, Francis doesnt, unless he turns it over, which isnt really a pass at all so it doesnt count 5. Second place is the first loser. Kobe wins dunk comps, Francis loses them 6. Kobe has a 'special' relationship with the laker girls, Francis has a 'special' relationship with Cuttino Mobley 7. and Moochie Norris. 8. Kobe has learnt the secrets of tantric sex, while Francis struggles to maintain an erection 9. Francis' nickname is 'Wink'. Kobe's nickname is 'Supreme Lord of Basketball'
top 5 things i noticed about garageman 1.) his posts are GARBAGE 2.) he has a crush on quite a few nba players 3.) he isnt a true rockets fan 4.) he makes topics about the dumbest things 5.) he wants to be one of kobe's laker girls
That's really only 9 observations ("and Moochie Norris" is not an observation). Learn to count. I'll add one of my own (using a little of your idiot logic, which is quite reminiscent of the logic used in the LSAT argument section): 10. (since you made only 9 points) Kobe Bryant has 10 letters in his name. Steve Francis has 12 letters in his name. Therefore, Steve must be better than Kobe.
1. If you're looking for pretty boys get a male stripper. last time i checked, we watch them play basketball, not to be pretty. 2. Why would Steve need one? 3. That's b/c he's doing everything else -passing, rebounding, defending AND scoring. 4. I remember Magic Johnson gettin Laker girls too..hmmm HIV positive? 5. Indeed 2nd place IS the first loser. Who's playing second fiddle to Shaq again? 6. Being w/ the Laker girls is the only time he's assured that he's 'da man' on the team. 7. HIV positve anyone? 8. I guess you would know way more about this 9. Supreme Lord of Basketball? Someone's too much into jock-sniffin and btw, that was only 9 things not 10. i'm new to this board guys, i'm wonderin if my response to this was unneccessary. do y'all just ignore this?
1. Francis has Beyonce Knowles of Destiny's Child (ok, maybe not true but it sounds good). 2. Kobe washes Shaq's jock for extra spending money. 3. Kobe wants to be Jordan so much he tries to talk like him. 4. Francis has a better vertical. 5. Francis' nickname is "Franchise"...Kobe's is "Shaq's beotch". 6. Francis doesn't pout and whine when he doesn't get the ball...Kobe does. (Just ask Shaq) 7. Francis is a better rebounder than Kobe.
Don't worry. That was a perfectly acceptable response. By the way, nice nickname. It reminds me of an old post.
Vecseysux: Francis' relationships with cuttino and moochie are mutually exclusive events and Moochie Norris should be counted as two anyway. And what does the amount of letters in one's name have to do with anything? Is it the only stat that francis has better than Kobe's? steddinotaytosaurus: Kobe knows the dangers of unsafe sex. He actually has a lucrative deal with Ansell condoms in Australia, His face is on some of the packets. Extra Large ones i think. With Shaq and Kobe, theres no second fiddle, they experimented with that in college (kobe in high school since he was too smart for college), with alchohol being a contributing factor. and if you didnt notice, afros are cool. Samuel L Jackson has an afro. Are you saying samuel L Jackson isnt cool? i pity da fool that try to say Samuel L Jackson aint cool.
Jesus, Garageman, if you couldn't figure out the point of my message, forget it. Wait, no, don't forget it. Here's what I'm trying to say: You're employing idiot logic to make your supposed point that Kobe is better than Steve. You're also trying to get a rise out of everyone here. I'm poking fun at your expense, because I don't see the point of your thread. Nicknames do not make a better player. Neither do "getting with" Laker girls. I was using your own logic against you. Apparently, you didn't understand that. Geez.
