When taking a dump in a public bathroom...

do you?

 

ohhh.....yeah i do.

 

a little "stay the hell away" grumbling cough works well.

Mind you, back in high school I would never take a dump in the school facilities.

There would be days I'd run home after school after hours of hanging on.

It just wasn't safe in there.

 

LOL. I think having to hold in a shiet for an extended period of time is one of the worst feelings in the world. That said call me poop shy or whatever but i HATE crapping in public.

 

pop fingers

 

do you guys use tampons also?

where is the I don't care option?

 

i put stay silent. maybe i don't understand the question. isn't there a locked door in front of you, why does someone need to be alerted if you're in there taking a dump or whatever else? it's not like they're coming in.

 

i think you vote for that by not posting on, or better yet, completely avoiding the whole thread.

 

I try and squeeze out a powerful fart/shart, or make the next splash as loud as possible. If neither works, I just scream as though I'm giving birth.. through my ASS



Just take the dump already. It's a toilet, that's what they're for

 

obviously sir- you never went to high school.

 

What about flushing? That way you get a good 5 seconds to make as much nocie as you want doing whatever you need.

 

This is great

I usually cough, and yeah

maybe its an Aussie thing but You dont go to take a dump in highschool.

 

I sing Broadway showtunes.

"You'll be swell! You'll be great! Gonna have the whole world on a plate!!"

 

Also,

You need to add an "ALL OF THE ABOVE" option, because you know....I have done that a few times

 

I still have the trauma of grade school when I had to go and a bunch of kids came in and climbed to the top of the stall and under it to laugh at me while I tried to go. One of the most terrifyingly disconcerting things that can happen to a kid.

 

i start singing the Oscar Meyer weiner song at the top of my lungs...

 

ROLFMAO!! Oh man that made me choke on my tea! Lol the imagery alone is terrifying

p.s: On topic, I try my best not to use the public facilities. Impose my will on my bowels and wait till I get home and all that jazz.

 

Just whisper: "Bruce, is that you? You're right on time!"