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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Aug 9, 2001.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    If I can never be right, why do I keep telling heyschweetie that she is pretty?
     
    #1 heypartner, Aug 9, 2001
  2. rimbaud

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    Because you are smart enough to avoid devastating consequences.

    Next...
     
    #2 rimbaud, Aug 9, 2001
  3. Space Ghost

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    If a couple love eachother and trust eachother, why do they have to keep reminding eachother?
     
    #3 Space Ghost, Aug 9, 2001
  4. Hottoddie

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    If I could'a, should'a, & would'a, then why didn't I?
     
    #4 Hottoddie, Aug 9, 2001
  5. RunninRaven

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    What is daylight savings time? And if we're saving so much of it, whose got it all?
     
    #5 RunninRaven, Aug 9, 2001
  6. heypartner

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    If the Cincinnati Reds were baseball's first team, who did they play?
     
    #6 heypartner, Aug 9, 2001
  7. heypartner

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    btw rimmie...would it have made for a better connundrum if I wrote:

    "If I can never be right, then is it wrong to keep telling heyschweetie she is pretty?"
     
    #7 heypartner, Aug 9, 2001
  8. Hottoddie

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    If the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence & the Earth is round, wouldn't that mean we're just going in circles?:confused:
     
    #8 Hottoddie, Aug 9, 2001
  9. mc mark

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    no, it just means that there will always be greener grass.

    ;)
     
    #9 mc mark, Aug 9, 2001
  10. Dr of Dunk

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    If God is omnipotent and can do anything, then can he create a rock he cannot lift?

    ... why do I get the feeling I just destroyed this thread? :p
     
    #10 Dr of Dunk, Aug 9, 2001
  11. BobFinn*

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    Isn't that an oxymoron?
     
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  12. Tolpatcsh Verkinder

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    If you lick the air, does it get wet?
     
    #12 Tolpatcsh Verkinder, Aug 9, 2001
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    If you ship styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
     
    #13 HOOP-T, Aug 9, 2001
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    How can you run like the wind, when the wind has no legs?
     
    #14 RocksMillenium, Aug 9, 2001
  15. heypartner

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    If the Enterprise can warp away at greater than the speed of light, why do they see the Klingon ship in their rearview mirror.
     
    #15 heypartner, Aug 9, 2001
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    If Ms Smeg says "you never apologise when you are wrong", why doesn't she understand I'm never wrong
     
    #16 SmeggySmeg, Aug 9, 2001
  17. mc mark

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    okay Joann :p


    "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass".
     
    #17 mc mark, Aug 9, 2001
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    What is the average wingspan of a swallow?
     
    #18 3fingeredgus, Aug 9, 2001
  19. SmeggySmeg

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    Which is the right side of the bed to get out of, to ensure who don't get out of the wrong side of the bed????
     
    #19 SmeggySmeg, Aug 9, 2001
  20. heypartner

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    If a rebel scientist in the Bahamas clones himself, will half his soul leave him.
     
    #20 heypartner, Aug 9, 2001
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