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Vasectomy advice

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    I've been thinking about doing this, and would like to hear what it was like, costs, etc. from people who have had it done.

    Also, if anyone has had a reversal, I'd like to hear how that went as well.

    Thanks.
     
  2. Rule0001

    Rule0001 Contributing Member

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    You don't need it. If you get a girl pregnant...crush her.
     
  3. LonghornFan

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    Just make sure you get the TV and remote back first.
     
  4. Mr. Brightside

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    I was told to punch her in the stomach a few times and then make her take a shower.
     
  5. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Not a big deal at all, insurance covers it......just make sure you have a couple of days to sit on some ice packs.

    DD
     
  6. Ognilecaf

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    I thought it was a bath
     
  7. Deckard

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    I just crossed my legs and cringed!
     
  8. A-Train

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    Too late, Fatty...you already reproduced. ;)

    I have no firsthand experience, but it's really simple from what I've heard. Two shots to numb your groin, two incisions that are about 1 cm. each, snip snip, and you're done. It's done in the office, and usually takes less than an hour. Plus, the best part, straight from the wikipedia entry

    "Because the sperm itself makes up a very small proportion of the ejaculate, vasectomy does not affect the volume, appearance, texture or flavor of the ejaculate."

    yummy!

    Don't worry about reversal. It's expensive and the success rate really isn't worth it. Just go down to the sperm bank and make a few deposits if you still think you might want some more fatty fatbastards running around...
     
  9. HayesStreet

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    No doubt. Some areas of the body you just aren't supposed to take a knife to unless its life threatening.
     
  10. Summer Song Giver

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    You'll still be mostly a man
     
  11. Rocket River

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    Forreal
    I think belongs in the D&D
    in the Topic about Lying for the Enemy

    Rocket River
     
  12. AMS

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    that right there is more than bad enough.
     
  13. bladeage

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    DONT'T DO IT! *reaches out*
     
  14. Invisible Fan

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    Who needs vasectomies? Wear tight jeans and take hot baths. Drink mountain dew while you're at it....
     
  15. MR. MEOWGI

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    I swear I actually saw a car magnet advertising them just the other day. so cheap ones are out there...
     
  16. rrj_gamz

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    My friend says:

    No big deal, ins. covers it and depending on where you go, they either do incisions (bad) or just seperate the fibers (good) and go in that way...Frozen peas and corn for the swelling and take drugs and beer for the pain...

    Make a deposit just in case...can be expensive as you pay annually...
     
  17. jgreen91

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    I think its a great idea fatty!
     
  18. OmegaSupreme

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    wear a tuxedo.

    if you're going to be impotent, might as well look impotent.

    /soul man

    why do this? :confused:
     
  19. finalsbound

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    What does a vasectomy do? Just doesn't allow you to impregnate someone? Or does it take away from your sex drive, too?
     
  20. Smokey

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    Remember, 713 - REVERSE

    You're welcome.
     

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