"Would you mention to the press secretary that I'm jogging six miles a day now and walking the golf course. wheeeee! "
"Miles, dude, how many clubs did you pack in this here bag." Miles Byrne, who kept his job after failing to count the clubs in Woosnam's bag at Royal Lytham & St. Annes, was dismissed when he overslept and missed the tee time on the last day of the Scandinavian Masters.
"Yeah, that bunker right over there...seriously, it's made out of all the votes we stole from the Democrats."