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No, That's Not a P3nis Pump, Mom. Really

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BigSherv, Aug 24, 2006.

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  1. BigSherv

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    http://www.forbes.com/business/energy/feeds/ap/2006/08/23/ap2968976.html
    Associated Press
    No, That's Not a Penis Pump, Mom. Really
    08.23.2006, 04:12 PM

    Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

    Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

    When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

    He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

    He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

    Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.
     
  2. DaDakota

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    What an IDIOT !! Just admit it....it is natural !

    That's not mine babbbby !!

    DD
     
  3. arkoe

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    One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger, signed by Austin Powers.
     
  4. JuanValdez

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    Hope she doesn't read Forbes, or it is all for naught.
     
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    first of if ur 29 shouldnt you be old enough to travel by ur self?
    secondly, comeon man couldnt you make up something better than a bomb, geese say its a fuel pump or something
     
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    What an idiot...Everyone has one, its ok...uh...nevermind...
     
  7. Eric Riley

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    the most idiotic thing of all is that he's Muslim (i'm assuming, since his name sounds like it)....c'mon, of ALL the things in the world to come up with!
     
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    He wasn't "coming up", I think that's why he had it in the first place.
     
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    LOL

    "WHO KEEPS PUTTING THAT IN THERE?!!?!" - Austin Powers

    Rocket RIver
     

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