Every time they put the camera on garner in the dugout he is playing with his nose. Picking it, rubbing it, playing with his stache. Has anyone else noticed this? Maybe his boogs get stuck in his p*rn stache or something, I dont know, but he sure likes to dig for gold when the camera is on him.
Its actually the signal for "hit into an inning ending double play". Shhhh, don't let the other teams find out.
YES!!!! seriously when i saw mansolino during a game i wondered, "what the hell is garner doing on the 3rd base line?"
Bet Phil's a little disappointed he didn't make this list: http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=2353&imgCollectId=110 Keith Hernandez at number 1 is ridiculous. Rollie & Hrabosky are 1-2, no question. Worst baseball moustache ever: Who's the greatest moustached player ever? I'm going with Mike Schmidt.
An' what if I did do it? Even though I admit to nothing, and never will. What does that make me? And I'm not here just defending myself but all those Pickers out there who've been caught. Each an' every one of them, who has to suffer the shame and humiliation because of people like you.. Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! I am not an animal! Signed, Phil Garner
