Just tossing it out there. Let's see who can come up with the funniest way to say to someone that they're banned. I bring this up because my friends and I have had to let some of our friends go for certain indiscretions, and we're tired of saying "banned." Funniest one wins a pony.
"You've been gonged! Now get the f*ck off of my soundstage, or my fellow CIA agents will torture you!!"
I've made so many... Here are some of my favorites: My absolute favorite is probably NSFW, so I won't post it here.