Things That Seem Simple Yet You Cant Do Them

That's pretty funny

 

I can't roll my r's.

And I'm horrible, knowing where to put, commas in sentences so, I pretty much just guess.

 

stereograms

 

Win the heart of the girl of my dreams.

 

Sit indian style, cross my legs at the knees, run any given distance (be it 10 yards or 10,000), and go through a metal detector without setting it off.

Of all these things I can't do, the only correctable one is running. I've forgotten how to run. Toddlers run better than I do. I will have to re-learn how to run.

 

all of those things sound like they are related, you probably have a piece metal in your knee caps, which causes you to become unable to cross ur legs, run, and constantly setting off metal detectors

the only solution i see is you sawing thos badboys off, legs are overratted anyways, who needs them, plus people will always treat you better because ur disabled

 

I had that problem for years as a kid. Then one day I got somehow. It was a one-hit wonder because 5 years later I have yet to get through a MagicEye again.

 

If you can use the eye muscles to cross your eyes, you can do this.

You're reading this screen. While still reading, put your finger pointing to the ceiling in between your eyes and the monitor. Do you see two fingers? While the finger is still in between the monitor and your eyes, slowly (not SwoLy) focus the finger. Slowly focus the monitor again. Alternate between reading the screen and looking at your finger. If you can get two fingers from one with your eyesight, you can see the 3d stereograms.

 

here's a tip...squint your eyes and purposefully make your vision blurry. try to see through the pic.

 

frontside heel-flip to nose-grind, backside revert...over the channel...

 

Blurry is not the same as crossing your eyes. You need to make perception come AWAY and CLOSER to you. LIke you're looking into the distance, but through the image. You will bring your point of horizon closer. Focusing has nothing to do with it. I mean, you SHOULD focus it, but focus the paper, just move your eyes to see something further than the page.

 

likewise.

 

I can't:

Snap my fingers
Roll my rrrrrrrssss
Roll my tounge (though its genetic so theres a good reason)
Whistle

 

Have a consistent jumpshot
Cook eggs
Drive under the speed limit

 

After a quarter of a century, I still have difficulty to spit...

 

Been there, done that.

For some reason when I go to download my torrent to seed it just sits there connecting for hours. I have so much to share, and my ratio needs a kickstart.

 

I used to have trouble seeing these things, but now I can see the image within 2 seconds of looking at it the first time. Weird.

 

Me neither, and I can cross my eyes and do that finger thing too.

 

That's because it's impossible.