People seem to forget that a Palestinian state was created alongside Israel when Palestine was partitioned in 1948. It's called Jordan. Yet, "Palestinians" think that Israel is to blame when the rulers of Jordan didn't want them living there. Go figure. The crisis will never end because the Palestinians are used as pawns and pariahs by the rulers of Arab countries, to help them keep their hold on power.
Ok.. so your solution is for all Jews to get moved out of the region. Thats very original!!! While your at it, go ahead and make a video game called "move the jew." You can help them get out of Egypt. Then you can skip forward in time to the Spanish Inquisition. Then the Holocaust (gives ya a chance to kill some!). And finish it off with shipping Jews over to Cuba. Just send me royalties please.
maybe we can move them to kazakstan http://waxy.org/random/view.php?type=video&filename=Ali_G_-_Throw_the_Jew_Down_the_Well.wmv
You said the Jews have the right to that land for some reasons? More so than Palestenians ... Fine ... How about the indeginous people from all over the world? Do you also support them getting their land back? The Americas (US, Canada, Central, S. America), Australia, Kurds, SE Asia, all areas around China ... Whom do I miss?
Hehe, me too, but I think it's no match for surf's another joke -- a spoiled kid going wild in a grocery store.
I think the Jewish people aren't just looking for a place to live, they are looking for a Jewish state (with sovereignty, armies, etc). So it wouldn't work to give them a part of Alaska, for example, unless you are willing to give up sovereignty on one of our 50 states (which I am not). The most logical solution is to give them a small chunk of Germany. Pick a sliver of land comparable to the size of Israel that is sparsely inhabited and declare that the new Israel. The second step is to add Israel into NATO, so no one will **** with them, period. Jerusalem and other surrounding holy sites should be declared international terrority to be managed by the UN. Jews can still choose to stay in the old Israel, but that piece of land will be a completely secular democracy which does not make any reference, or give any preference to either the Jewish or Muslim religions.
Too bad there isn't an unpopulated slice of Germany....but I like this thinking. Shouldn't the Germans lose out on land? Cut a slice out of there and create a new Israel. Brilliant. Germany would agree out of guilt, and then Israelites could march all the way to Germany to their new home. It would be biblical in proportion!
Actually that would be AWESOME...destroy all the religious shrines so they have no more arguments. DD
LOL, who's gonna have the ballz to knock down the shrines??...i don't think any country would want to be associated with that...you would have all the fanatics of every religon (that value the shrines) after you.
Oh...come on! It will be like that time when they tore up the old, wood playing floor of the Summit and sold it in little rectangular blocks. Get your kilo of holy sand! Step right up! Or, better yet...we can get a big fan and blow the sand around the world and it will convert everyone to be either Jew or Muslim. Then, WWIII. Damn, I'm gonna make a Spielberg movie about this very thing...about how the holy sand does miraculous things for people all over the world...thanks to a big fan built from an old ferris wheel. My God...it's full of sand.
The U N Version of Washington DC No Representation . . . but they can pay taxes and can be government somewhat externally Rocket River
I've got a deal for you DD...... I'll fly you to Israel and give you a sledgehammer. You go to the old city of Jerusalem and start destroying religious shrines. Then we can have a pool on this BBS: How long before DaDakota gets killed by a mob of fundamentalist Muslims, Christians and Jews? Over/Under will be one and a half hours. Please start with the Dome of the Rock. Hey....you wanted a joke thread...you got one!
