Does anyone know what the other players are saying? What's Steve have to say about Hakeem leaving? What about Cuttino?
They're probably sayin "Hey, looks like Cato's starting now! He only takes 4 shots a game, all dunks, and two he misses and dunks tend to carine as far out as the three point line so this means more shots for me!!"
Steve Francis: "I am sorry to see Hakeem go. Now who will be there to help me on defense when Robert Pack blows by me posession after posession?" Cuttino Mobley: "I loved Dream, but this is good for me. Now I will be able to fit in about 10 more shots per game! I can't wait!" Eddie Griffin: "I mean, I wanted to play with Hakeem, but he won't be here, so I won't be able to play with him." Maurice Taylor: "OH GOD DREAM, PLEASE COME BACK! SOMEONE HAS TO REBOUND FOR ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Kelvin Cato: "Huh?" Jason Collier: "Yes! Now I will be able to dominate! I am going to make a promise to you Houston. I will average 5 points and 2 boards per game in 12 minutes for the entire season. You can count on me!" Kenny Thomas: "Now who will teach me my post moves?" Carlos Rogers: "YOU CAN RE-SIGN ME NOW, CAN'T YOU???" Moochie Norris: "I need a change. Oh Daaa-aaaaaannn." Matt Bullard: "We were sick of waiting for you Dream. Now Bull gets the cash!" Walt Williams: "Please don't trade me." Shandon Anderson: "Oh yeah! More Benjamins for Big Shandon!" Rudy Tomjanovich: "Don't worry Houston, we're a young team. We will contend again in a couple of years. Maybe four or five years. Or six. Or seve--- OH DREAM, HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME! I'm sorry!!!!!"
Funny ZRB. It's not the end of the world... But I think your take on Cato's quote is probably accurate.
