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Homer Simpson Random Quote Generator

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeff, Jul 26, 2006.

  1. Jeff

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    #1 Jeff, Jul 26, 2006
  2. VooDooPope

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    "The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."

    Way to go Homer
     
    #2 VooDooPope, Jul 26, 2006
  3. mateo

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    Homer makes mateo smile.
     
    #3 mateo, Jul 26, 2006
  4. VooDooPope

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    Funny that was one of the random quotes I got also.
     
    #4 VooDooPope, Jul 26, 2006
  5. A-Train

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    MMMMM...64 slices of American cheese...
     
    #5 A-Train, Jul 26, 2006
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    "You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?" LOL
     
    #6 david_rocket, Jul 26, 2006
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    Ah, Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk!
     
    #7 DaGlide, Jul 26, 2006
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    "A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michaelmelangelo?"
     
    #8 Rizzy, Jul 26, 2006
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    "If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything"

    :D
     
    #9 GRENDEL, Jul 27, 2006
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    "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such..."
     
    #10 arno_ed, Jul 27, 2006
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    "Kids, if he (Grandpa) starts acting weird, lead him down into the basement."
     
    #11 Sextuple Double, Jul 27, 2006
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    WOW!!

    Only 5 refreshes until my all-time fave popped up.

    "Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
     
    #12 Colt45, Jul 27, 2006
  13. GRENDEL

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    That has to be one of my alltime favs
     
    #13 GRENDEL, Jul 27, 2006
  14. mr_gootan

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    "Mmmm...Sacrelicious!"
     
    #14 mr_gootan, Jul 27, 2006
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