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Shane Battier's Nickname

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hikanoo49, Jul 24, 2006.

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What should Shane Battier's Nickname be?

  1. Bat Man

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  2. Splash

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  3. Win Now

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  4. Mr. Moneyball

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  5. The Grinder

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  1. hooroo

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    Alan Ladd
     
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    Squiggly brain head.

    The top of his head looks like a brain.

    It does!
     
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    Wrinkle Head.

    Seriously though. In 2K6 if you look at his head theres like lines on it.

    Grosses me out.
     
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    Shake & Butter, mmm..........................
     
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    Should we call him Krang (from TMNT)?

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    We do? Shane Battier in chinese.........unless it's a teddy bear company name.......Let's just call Shane Battier Shane Battier. Done.
     
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    Batman is cute, I like that.
     
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    Are you still working for Topps? Because if you are, you are wasting your time, my friend. A baseball card company is so beneath you. I bow down before your presence!
     
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    The Senator.

    If not here, he'll be called that eventually.
     
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    How about Shane "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" Battier ??

    I heard this chant in college, minus the Shane part.
     
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    why not SB?
    in china it means an idiot

    haha
     
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    Dude, all I did was go to the Internet Anagram Server, pretty much the greatest site EVAR. And no to your first question. I've moved on to a better place. (Austin.)
     
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    Well me being the West Indian that i am (Trinidad and Tobago), Batty would not be a good nickname as it would eventually lead to Batty Man... Batty = ass... Batty Man = the gossiping guy on Real World Miami... gay as all outdoors...

    Krang gets a thumbs up from me
     
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    call him Yay
     
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    I feel so....let down....right now. :eek: :( :cool:
     
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    Not every player needs a nickname. It cheapens the nicknames of the ones who do.

    However, Sugar Shane Battier is fine with me.
     
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    Let me guess where you're from ... I'm from there too.

    Shane "Teddy Bear" Battier. I like it.
     
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    Shane was on the radio Monday night talking about the team preparinfg for the World Championships. After listening to him, His nickname should be Mr. Battier, or Coach.
     
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    That's good. I like that a lot, actually.


    Plus, it nicely ties in with most of the fans at the Toyota Center. When all the soulless, passive, boring business guys show up in pin-striped suits, we can just pretend that they're all just huge fans, paying homage to "The Senator."
     

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