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Shane Battier's Nickname

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hikanoo49, Jul 24, 2006.

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What should Shane Battier's Nickname be?

  1. Bat Man

    208 vote(s)
    58.3%
  2. Splash

    25 vote(s)
    7.0%
  3. Win Now

    28 vote(s)
    7.8%
  4. Mr. Moneyball

    45 vote(s)
    12.6%
  5. The Grinder

    51 vote(s)
    14.3%
  1. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Colorless

    or this one: Captain Intangibles
     
  2. wnes

    wnes Contributing Member

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    How 'bout Shane "Doubters-Eat-Crow" Battier?
     
  3. monkeyboy32

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    heterosexual
     
  4. geegee1337

    geegee1337 Member

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    LOL I like that.
     
  5. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    Anagrams for "Shane Battier" (highlights):

    - A Beaten Shirt
    - A Stab Therein
    - The Abstainer
    - Best Arena Hit
    - Be The Sinatra
    - Satan Bite Her
    - Be Their Santa
    - The Ant Rabies
    - The Bear Stain
    - The Iran Beast
    - Earnest Habit
     
  6. KING_all_day

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    i just hope we find him a nickname b4 bill worell does it for us
     
  7. m_cable

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    LOL. Reminds me of his, "Tracy with the facey" call. I crack up everytime he says that.
     
  8. bejezuz

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    Yeah, that call always makes me picture a Kobe-esque p*rn scene in my head. Not a good image.
     
  9. Untraceable

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    How about we call him "2 4 1"
     
  10. dream2franchise

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    I actually like "Win Now" because he personifies the movement and the moment the team traded away future potential/uncertainty for immediate production.

    I also like, "Glue".
     
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    LMAO!! :D
     
  12. Glendelicious

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    I gotta go with "Helmet" Dude has a...unique looking skull. Looks like he's wearing St. Louis Rams headgear. "Head Gear" might work too.
     
  13. Doctor Robert

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    This is what I thought of instantly. Too bad it isn't useable on the radio broadcasts.
     
  14. Tom Archer

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    Everytime I look at the guy I can't help but think of Tito Ortiz.
     
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    Gay Killer
     
  16. Panda

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    Robocop.
     
  17. chuichuitrain

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    hahaha
     
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    In China, we call him teddy bear ^_^
     
  19. bluefeel

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    In China, we call him teddy bear ^_^
     
  20. Shroopy2

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    Excellent work, VesceySux! Would love for him to be called the Iran Beast even though he isn't Iranian.
     

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