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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Pistol Pete, Jul 11, 2006.

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  1. Swami

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    Yes, but it is a perfect forum within which to vent in a funny way! And there are some outrageously funny line in this thread!

    P.S. I expected that you would chime in with something about not getting JJ Reddick (as we all blasted about 30,000 posts on that thread)!
     
  2. dragonwill

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    212 When John Lucas III ask for a trade kicker and CD accept it.
     
  3. Shroopy2

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    these got me laughing the most for some reason. Cant count on any good players coming in- the ones you have need to go bust their rumps to improve themselves..LOL

    This was left for dead, sorry to bring it back up
     
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    hahaha
    I like this one the most :D
     
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    213. When the front office get clueless and started doing abnormal thing by acquiring young players. :confused:
     
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    dont for get charlie ward!
     
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    214. When your front office decides it needs to put veteran players that are already developed around your two superstars so they trade rudy gay but then they give a rookie (V. Spanoulis) a 2 million a year who hasn't even played a lick in the NBA who is also a late second round pick. Ugh!!
     
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    215. when you are negotiating a deal for John Amaechi to be your back up center, Rafer Alston is pulling for Phillip Champion aka Hot Sauce to be your back up point, and you are trying to give Main Event a Nene deal.
     
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    216. When you keep posting in the Juwan Howard for Chris Mihm thread hoping its true
     
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    217. when posters think Mihm is a better basketball player than Howard.
     
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    218. when you hope there is a rainout in the Astros Mets game trailing 5-0 as that is your only hope to gain ground in the standings!
     
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    219. When we believe trading with the Lakers for any player other than Kobe is a good idea.
     
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    when Juwan Howard Posts get over 10 pages over speculation that he's traded for Chris Mihm and a pair of sunglasses.
     
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    220. when Mike James goes to your local sports station (610 with Jim Rowe) and claims in third person about the series a year ago, a year later
    "Avery Johnson and the Mav's main strategy was to stop Mike James"
     
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    221. When the only thread that contains good news for the entire offseason is that Yao Ming is getting better.
     
  16. Swami

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    222. The two rookies you added are both second round draft picks. :eek:
     
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    When JVG mumbles something about coaxing Hakeem, Chuck Barkley, Scotty Pippen, Calvin Murphy and Clyde Drexler out of retirement to make one more run for the Glory :eek:
     
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    One more reason I'm happy for this thread:

    It's good for perspective. When it first appeared, at the zenith of our Gay misery, I lapped up every post. It was the only outlet for my frustration.

    Now? It almost seems irrelevant. After the signings of Kirk, V-Span, JLIII (hopefully), and maybe even Sura's recovery.... I feel like we're marching into 2006 in good shape.

    Bring on the season. These guys are ready to go to war.
     
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    SEriously???? I feel like our roster is still pretty terrible..... Who's our starting two??? Juwon i guess is gonna be starting 4 which makes the rockets weak at multiple positions and other than yao or tracy... no one can create a shot... U think they're ready for war..... I think they are not even considered on the level of the elites in the league....
     
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    What's wrong with Odom? Would you be against a J-Howard for Odom trade ( disregarding any salary cap matching issues )?
     

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