Electra-fying news

Hell, I'd still give her the max and even pay luxury tax on her.

 

Now, that is a *shock*. I thought for sure Dave and Carmen would grow old together.

 

SPLASH.

Works 60% of the time, every time.

 

Indeed. Time to musk up, gentlemen.

 

Ahh... Carmen.

An oldie (no that old)...but a goodie.

 

Silicon body parts have a prime? If there was anything real about her then maybe she would be, but plastic mannequin's have a different shelf life I think.

 

So you're saying you wouldn't hit it? Is that what you're telling us?

 

This thread is definitely missing something

 

I warned her to stay away from his hair gel and bath soaps.

She didn't listen.

 

I most likely wouldn't. That is not my cup of tea. I like all the parts to be real. I do like darker hair as opposed to blondes so she has that going for her, but the fake body parts are a definite turn off.

 

You know what this means, a new Playboy pictorial.

 

I have to agree. I no likey the fakey.

 

Agreed. The real tragedy is that she regrets getting the implants. Carmen is smoking hot and would be just about perfect (to my taste) if she didn't have those f'in implants.

 

A friend of a friend used to say, "If I can touch them, they're real to me."

I'm pretty much the same as you guys in that fake boobs, lip injections, etc. make women look more fake than hot. But, Electra sure borders on the exception to that rule.

 

Is Carmen Electra her real name?

I just thought about it for a sec and it seemed like such a suitable name for the um...profession that she is in (being in Maxim and FHM photoshoots?)

 

Much like certain parts of her, no it's not her real name

 

Her real name is Tara Patrick, no joke.

 

At the ESPY's she was all over Shaun White.

 

i love her