1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Men officially obsolete

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by basso, Jul 14, 2006.

  1. TECH

    TECH Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2002
    Messages:
    3,452
    Likes Received:
    5
    Hhhhmmmmmmm...... who builds the roads? Who builds, maintains, and operates all the machinery that is needed to create our modern world?

    If lesbians are raising kids of the future, the "men" will be complaining about breaking a sweat, or a nail, the first time a cement bag is opened. :p
     
  2. nyquil82

    nyquil82 Member

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2002
    Messages:
    5,174
    Likes Received:
    3
    This should make my bukakke p*rn far more interesting.
     
  3. WhoMikeJames

    WhoMikeJames Member

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2005
    Messages:
    12,691
    Likes Received:
    306
    LOL Thats horrible
     
  4. Invisible Fan

    Invisible Fan Member

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2001
    Messages:
    45,954
    Likes Received:
    28,052
    Even wierder, the lesbian couple would have a girl whos father is her aborted half sister.
     
  5. m_cable

    m_cable Member

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2002
    Messages:
    9,455
    Likes Received:
    73
    Well you wouldn't take a woman's sperm and mix it with her own embryo. It would inseminate into the other woman. Otherwise the whole process would just be weird.
     
  6. Isabel

    Isabel Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    4,667
    Likes Received:
    58
    Why would you want a world without men? What would we do for fun then? :(

    (Isabel checks into the bbs really quickly, just to see what they're up to, before getting back to her business of hanging out with the opposite sex :) )
     
  7. Hmm

    Hmm Member

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2001
    Messages:
    6,361
    Likes Received:
    115


    Make out with another chick?



    Say, "good boy/bad boy(treat accordingly) plus play with and toy with an ACTUAL dog?



    Dare to kill a spider?
     
  8. WizzyWig

    WizzyWig Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 1999
    Messages:
    1,170
    Likes Received:
    6
    doesn't make sense...

    female sperm (XX) + female egg (XX) --> female progeny (XX)

    means that they can never produce a male child.

    As of right now 52% of the world is female and 48% male. If this story is true, then in a decade or so the world will be indeed dominated by women. I'm talking 60% women.

    On the other hand, if you are one of the lucky guys that make up the 40%...they'll be fighting over you. :D
     
  9. m_cable

    m_cable Member

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2002
    Messages:
    9,455
    Likes Received:
    73
    Not if they're all lesbians. :p
     
  10. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2000
    Messages:
    12,333
    Likes Received:
    927
    Well, I've already nabbed my man so to that I say "bring it on!" ;)
     
  11. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2001
    Messages:
    37,618
    Likes Received:
    1,456
    Lesbians in your college REJOICE! ;)
     
  12. RocketForever

    RocketForever Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2002
    Messages:
    5,017
    Likes Received:
    37
    I guess it's exactly the reason why the title of this thread is 'men officially obsolete'.
     
  13. Isabel

    Isabel Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    4,667
    Likes Received:
    58
    So all these women out there look forward to the day when they don't need a man? Like they'd rather be in relationships with each other anyway?

    hey... fine. That knocks a lot of the competition out of the way. :D
     
  14. Sishir Chang

    Sishir Chang Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2000
    Messages:
    11,064
    Likes Received:
    8
    That's what butch lesbians are for.
     
  15. Fatty FatBastard

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2001
    Messages:
    15,916
    Likes Received:
    159
    I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Even women don't like women. The only reason women are here at all is because we find them attractive.

    You castrate every man in the world and women would be shunned in a week. They'd be dead within the year.
     
  16. Sishir Chang

    Sishir Chang Member

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2000
    Messages:
    11,064
    Likes Received:
    8
    I don't know about that.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. richirich

    richirich Member

    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2003
    Messages:
    1,429
    Likes Received:
    1
    A friend has a saying about women folk: if they didn't have that thing between their legs there would be a bounty on 'em!

    And men are needed to move the living room furniture every 6 months.

    BTW I saw two uh large muscle bound women recently - they could have kicked my @$$! But it wasn't a pretty sight. Didn't seem real friendly either - made me feel like I was at a C&W dance hall. "Whatchu lookin' at boy? Want me to kick yer @$$?"

    So I think all the small petite lesbians end up with sometimes is large weightlifting women on steroids and testosterone who get angry easily and probably say mean things to them. Sounds an awful lot like a man but without the uh.....penis. :p
     

Share This Page