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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Bobblehead, Jul 10, 2006.

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  1. Bobblehead

    Bobblehead Member

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    I'm just curious guys........
    Are you able to....well....you know......with a condom???

    When I was in high school...no problem.

    But I was spoiled for years and years not needing one and now need one temporarily...and it aint doing it for me. It's difficult if not impossible with one.

    I know this is personal...but we really don't know each other in here anyway and it's a public forum with (sometimes) mature adults.

    Anyway....just curious!!!
     
  2. bigtexxx

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    classic potential
     
  3. CrazyJoeDavola

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    are you new here? :eek:
     
  4. hooroo

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    I'm just putting two and two together...

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  5. bigtexxx

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    I did a little bit of research and found the information pasted below.

    http://www.infosex.com/erectile-dysfunction.htm

    Break in contact when putting on a condom

    So, you've kissed, massaged, foreplayed, oralled, g-spotted and ****ted. Everything is just perfect, you've got a solid erection and you're both ready for some hot sex. You jump out of bed, go to the drawer, take out a box of condoms, undo the plastic wrap, open the box, take one out, tear the top off the wrapper, gently tease out the condom, turn it the right way around even though its dark, hold the tip of the condom between your forefinger and thumb, and guess what? Limper than a piece of wet rope on the Antarctic peninsula. Why? No direct physical contact with the penis. Here's what to do.

    1. Stop in the middle of foreplay, take a condom out, get it out of the wrapper and leave it on your bedside table all ready to go. Then go back to another 20-30 minutes of foreplay / g-spot / **** sex / oral sex, before you go for intercourse.
    2. Make sure to be as erect as possible. Now just reach over and get the condom.
    3. When you have the condom ready in your left hand, if you're not fully erect already, put your right hand on your penis and start stroking, or get your partner to do it. Get it as erect as you can before you put the condom on.
    4. Stay under the covers to keep the warmth in.
    5. Put the condom on and enjoy safe sex. Always check the condom for rips regularly during sex.
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    Now, a few questions from bigtexxx:
    1) have you tried leaving opened condoms around the house just in case the moment arises when you're not expecting it? Nevermind what the kids might think if they see them. Not important.
    2) Is this a mid-foreplay problem or are you going right for the glory land when you first hit the sack?
     
  6. Uprising

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    Hmm....this has some photoshop potential too.
     
  7. bigtexxx

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    I had a great visit last weekend to the San Jacinto Monument!
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  8. Kam

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    just wanted to quote this so there can be no edit.
     
  9. Chopped

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    o o oh me first!
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  10. swilkins

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    A condom thread brought to you by Bobblehead.
     
  11. percicles

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    Trojan's Ultra-Sensative brah.

    If this does nothing for you then you can always poke a hole or mis-handle said condom. If your lucky it'll break, if your super lucky she (or he if that's how you roll) won't notice.

    Caution: This method increases the risk of STD's, but like my grandpappy use to say "you gotta pay to play."
     
  12. BullFan

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    the pooper an option?
     
  13. Lil Pun

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    I believe condoms would be a problem for me now too, I've been spoiled for about 4 years. bigtexxx advice looks good though.
     
  14. Sam18

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    If people knew how to use a condom properly we wouldn't have this thread in the first place.
     
  15. Faos

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    Quote THIS!

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  16. RodrickRhodes

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    This piece of advice from the website had me rolling...what do they want you to do...take a 20 second timeout every 5 mins to check for rips
     
  17. Harrisment

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    I think Bobble is saying he can't finish with a condom, not that he can't get it up. Either way, can't help you buddy.....I haven't used one in about 8 years.

    "You know how much condoms cost back in the day?"

    "How Much?"

    "I don't know, we never used em!"
     
  18. SWTsig

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    to hell with condoms! modern medicine can cure what ails ya, just remember to pull out.... and if ya forget, just punch her right in the baby maker as soon as your done - should take care of any possible "mistakes".....
     
  19. Saint Louis

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    Ribbed for her pleasure.
     
  20. Saint Louis

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    Ladies, handle with care.
     

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