1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

What's the best way to overcome a drunken embarassment

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Major Malcontent, Jul 9, 2006.

Tags:
?

Best Way To Overcome Drunken Embarassment

  1. Apologize profusely to anyone who might have been offended

    15 vote(s)
    17.9%

  2. Avoid everyone who was there time will cause it to "blow over"

    10 vote(s)
    11.9%

  3. Find out everything which transpired...memory loss might mean you are in more trouble than you know

    17 vote(s)
    20.2%

  4. Whatever you do...don't find out what your lost memories are..you don't wanna know

    11 vote(s)
    13.1%

  5. Stay drunk so you don't have to think about it

    28 vote(s)
    33.3%

  6. It doesn't matter cause the mods are gonna lock this faster than a Hoopsworld trade thread

    3 vote(s)
    3.6%
Page 1 of 2
  1. Major Malcontent

    Major Malcontent Member

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2000
    Messages:
    3,177
    Likes Received:
    211
    O.k I was out with a group of friends at a friend of mines Band's reunion gig.

    I was with not one, but two ex-girlfriends (which probably should have been a tipoff that this was going to go badly)

    Anyway there was highly blotto behavior...which might have included mistaking a non restroom for a restroom....hitting on taken women....hitting on women more than 10 years removed from me age wise....in both directions...etc...etc
     
    #1 Major Malcontent, Jul 9, 2006
  2. Mikeylu

    Mikeylu Member

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2005
    Messages:
    1,111
    Likes Received:
    19
    what about getting a friend more drunk..and will therefore perform an even MORE embarassing moment :D
     
    #2 Mikeylu, Jul 9, 2006
  3. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2002
    Messages:
    14,382
    Likes Received:
    13
    Tell them you forgot that you had given blood earlier that day to save a life, so your blood alcohol level was higher than realized.
     
    #3 MR. MEOWGI, Jul 9, 2006
  4. CrazyJoeDavola

    CrazyJoeDavola Member

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2003
    Messages:
    2,327
    Likes Received:
    3,082
    Just give them back their class ring, and everything will be hunky dory.
     
    #4 CrazyJoeDavola, Jul 9, 2006
  5. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2005
    Messages:
    18,964
    Likes Received:
    2,147

    lol, yea. just pull a fatty and you can get out of the situation easy.
     
    #5 Mr. Brightside, Jul 9, 2006
  6. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Member

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2002
    Messages:
    15,595
    Likes Received:
    198
    That doesn't sound too bad...I've done worse...err, I mean, I've heard of people doing worse...

    At least there wasn't a lot of c*ck blocking going on like there was where I was last night...
     
    #6 rrj_gamz, Jul 9, 2006
  7. thadeus

    thadeus Member

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2003
    Messages:
    8,313
    Likes Received:
    726
    Tell them you're diabetic. Works for me.

    Actually, acting like a drunken fool when you are drunk should be somewhat expected.
     
    #7 thadeus, Jul 9, 2006
  8. BiGGieStuFF

    BiGGieStuFF Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2002
    Messages:
    5,396
    Likes Received:
    365
    Top it the next time you guys go out with an even MORE embarassing moment. They'll forget about the time before that in no time flat :)
     
    #8 BiGGieStuFF, Jul 9, 2006
  9. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2005
    Messages:
    18,964
    Likes Received:
    2,147
    get your mom to write you a note saying you were sick.
     
    #9 Mr. Brightside, Jul 9, 2006
  10. studogg

    studogg Member

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2002
    Messages:
    6,048
    Likes Received:
    2,650
    I'm betting fattie has a few thoughts on this.
     
    #10 studogg, Jul 9, 2006
  11. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 1999
    Messages:
    6,382
    Likes Received:
    199
    In an attempt at a serious answer, I'd first find out EVERY asinine thing you did, and then apologize where necessary. The level of profuse-ness of your apology depends on how good of friends you were with and how offended they were.

    I would think that good friends would take a sincere apology and leave it at that. Casual acquaintances whom you'd like to hang out with again may require a bit more ass-kissing. People you'll never see again....well, screw it; you'll never see 'em again anyway.
     
    #11 Lynus302, Jul 9, 2006
  12. tierre_brown

    tierre_brown Member

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2003
    Messages:
    2,987
    Likes Received:
    82
    I'd say it all depends on how often you make an embarassing scene. If it's often, then people come to expect it of you and they'll forgive you as long as you make an effort to say I'm sorry or something along those lines. If this is a once in a blue moon occurrence...I'd try to find out what happened...and follow Lynus' advice
     
    #12 tierre_brown, Jul 9, 2006
  13. Dubious

    Dubious Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2001
    Messages:
    18,318
    Likes Received:
    5,090
    Leave town for a week, when you come back tell everyone you were in rehab.
     
    #13 Dubious, Jul 9, 2006
  14. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2002
    Messages:
    36,383
    Likes Received:
    9,288
    I say find out what you did, and fix it. Chances are no one was taking you seriously because they knew you were drunk anyway, so it's probably not as bad as you think.

    BTW, I just got back from the doctor because I have gangrene on my scrotum.

    But, yeah, you might want to make sure no one is pissed off at you. If they are, make it better.
     
    #14 ima_drummer2k, Jul 9, 2006
  15. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2001
    Messages:
    16,117
    Likes Received:
    2,811
    Just keep doing it over and over again. Eventually, you will come to be thought of as the zany drunk guy and will have a license to act goofy whenever.
     
    #15 StupidMoniker, Jul 9, 2006
  16. thadeus

    thadeus Member

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2003
    Messages:
    8,313
    Likes Received:
    726
    Wait....what?!
     
    #16 thadeus, Jul 9, 2006
  17. Invisible Fan

    Invisible Fan Member

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2001
    Messages:
    45,954
    Likes Received:
    28,046
    Buy them drinks to make them just as drunk. You go from ass to generous ass. Don't bring your credit cards if this happens frequently...
     
    #17 Invisible Fan, Jul 9, 2006
  18. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2002
    Messages:
    57,774
    Likes Received:
    41,190
    Wait....what?!
     
    #18 Deckard, Jul 9, 2006
  19. finalsbound

    finalsbound Member

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2000
    Messages:
    12,333
    Likes Received:
    927
    Interesting...
     
    #19 finalsbound, Jul 9, 2006
  20. cagey veteran

    cagey veteran Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2003
    Messages:
    588
    Likes Received:
    0
    Keep a low profile for awhile.
     
    #20 cagey veteran, Jul 9, 2006
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page