Get a dictionary... lots of good suggestions... here are some from "Pa" to "Par" when I got tired of this... package pace car pacifier pacifist pachyderm pack horse pagan page paladin Paleo-Conservative palindrome palisade pall bearer pallet palm tree palsy pampas grass pamphlet Panama Red pancake pancreas panda pandemic pandemonium Pandora's Box panhandler panic button panjandrum panoply pansexual pansy pants pantaloon panther pantry panties papa papal infallibility papaya paper tiger papillon papoose pap smear parachute paradigm paradise paradox paragraph paralegal parallel Paralympian paramedic paramilitary paranoia paraphernalia paraplegic paraquat parasexual (fungi) parasite paratrooper parcel pardon parent
A paradox, A most ingenious paradox! We’ve quips and quibbles heard in flocks, But none to beat this paradox! A paradox, a paradox, A most ingenious paradox. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, This paradox. ... For some ridiculous reason, to which, however, I’ve no desire to be disloyal, Some person in authority, I don’t know who, very likely the Astronomer Royal, Has decided that, although for such a beastly month as February, twenty-eight days as a rule are plenty, One year in every four his days shall be reckoned as nine and twenty. Through some singular coincidence – I shouldn’t be surprised if it were owing to the agency of an ill-natured fairy – You are the victim of this clumsy arrangement, having been born in leap-year, on the twenty-ninth of February; And so, by a simple arithmetical process, you’ll easily discover, That though you’ve lived twenty-one years, yet, if we go by birthdays, you’re only five and a little bit over! ... How quaint the ways of Paradox! At common sense she gaily mocks! Though counting in the usual way, Years twenty-one I’ve been alive. Yet, reckoning by my natal day, Yet, reckoning by my natal day, I am a little boy of five!
Hmm.. some good suggestions. Paratrooper would be amazing, too bad it would probably cost loads to get something that looks mildly decent! Pagan maybe? I really don't like themed costume parties! Costume parties fine, but with a theme it gives you more of a headache than anything else!
Get yourself an Emperor Palpatine mask: Or, if you're feeling REALLY freaky, grab a full-body Pikachu outfit:
I was going to suggest this too. It's a good cheap costume that you can put together in five minutes.
