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Here's how the trade went down.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by drpepper, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. drpepper

    drpepper Member

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    Gotten from an inside source....

    West on the phone;
    West:Hey CD, I got a trade idea.
    CD:Alright, let's hear it.
    West:Ummmmmmmmm, how about you draft Rudy Gay and I'll give you Mike Miller.
    CD:UHHHH, I don't know, let me run it by Jeff. Yo jeff, what ya think? Hell no, I want Battier instead, he takes the best charges.
    West:Ummmm, OK, can you throw in Stro Swift, I kinda miss his dumbass.
    Jeff: Why not?
    West: Ummmmm, do you want like one of our draft picks or something?
    Jeff: Naaa, CD, you want something?Yea, a double cheeseburger, no mayo. Did you get that, jerry?
    West:Got it.
    Jeff:Cool,dig it.

    Before West hangs the phone up, you hear him whisper "dumb asses".

    meanwhile, Jeff is already dreaming of all of next year's defensive schemes......
     
  2. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Man, that's really hilarious.
     
  3. Hakeem06

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    sad thing is, it probably wasn't too far from that. :(
     
  4. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    did this really need it's own thread?
     
  5. ron413

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    He was just pointing out that the Rockets Management last night was a complete joke in their decision making (value in that trade, not downplaying Battier's game).

    At least wait until later in the Summer to make a move like this...
     
  6. rocketfat

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    is it possible that you're the least funny person on planet earth?
     
  7. TMACFORMVP

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    LOL but I guess it might not have been a joke but the truth :mad:
     
  8. drpepper

    drpepper Member

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    Who's joking??
     
  9. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    that's all good, but like i said, does it need it's own thread when we have a whole page full of threads about the trade?
     
  10. sherwin

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    you suck at humor
     
  11. drpepper

    drpepper Member

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    you suck at thinking, along with smoothie..........
     
  12. R0ckets03

    R0ckets03 Member

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    yes it did.

    :D
     
  13. Nice Rollin

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    ya that was stupid. not even stupid funny
     
  14. Roxer

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    :D
    :D :D :D

    thal's holly true
     
  15. yo

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    if this isn't funny to yall (especially at a time like this) then i don't know what is. :D
     
  16. Nice Rollin

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    im not in 6th grade or an old person...
     
  17. Hank McDowell

    Hank McDowell Member

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    So let me see if I have this right...

    You took the time to think about all that, and in your mind it seemed like it might be pretty funny, so you went ahead and started a new thread for it, and went through the trouble of typing the entire thing, and presumably read it for content before submitting it, and after all of that, in your mind, it still seemed pretty funny to you?

    Wow.

    I'd call you a r****d but mentally challenged people actually are kinda funny sometimes and I wouldn't want to insult a funny r****d.

    I'll be empathetic instead and simply say that I am sorry this post didn't exactly go well for you. Please don't try again.

    Please.
     
  18. durvasa

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    Harsh. It drew a chuckle from me.
     
  19. KeepKenny

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    a lame imitation of a Bill Simmons style gm conversation.
     
  20. TMACFORMVP

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    LMAO!! :D
     

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