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i've never laughed so hard before

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 8ball, Jun 19, 2006.

  1. Uprising

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    lol, the water skiing one was funny.

    Those crazy asi.....
     
  2. Austin70

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    Do they use the three seashells also?
     
  3. BigSherv

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    Those toilets are shaped funny. How do guys not pee all over their pants?

    In Europe they have pay toilets shaped like that. I am glad I only had to take a leak.
     
  4. KingCheetah

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    So they were squatting to urinate?
     
  5. SamFisher

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    Some might have been. I can't be sure but I would imagine no.2 was involved for others.
     
  6. KingCheetah

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    Can you imagine those stunts in the US!? Pulling someone out of a port-a-can on to a lake while they were taking a dump. Lawsuit city. :D
     
  7. Harrisment

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    Those were great, the second video was even better.

    And FYI, at home I always sit down to urinate.
     
  8. Dr of Dunk

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    I lost it on the water ski part... the scary part was : what if that dude can't swim? lol. Wait, that's not funny.
     
  9. YallMean

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    funny stuff.
    I know there is this part time job called toilet takers. They work in groups that occupy all the toilets in one public restroom. They ask 5 bucks one pop for anybody that want to go.
     
  10. YallMean

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    No only for the big dump. Believe or not, squating is more scientic than siting. It eliminates a lot of contact. The toilet doesnt have water, so it wont split. It flushs down from upstream.

    Next time when you dump outdoor, dont forget to dig a hole first. Why?

     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    The water ski part seemed kind of rigged. I thought the rising toilet part was funnier. Especially the dude that was buck naked. :D
     
  12. Smokey

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    Can someone explain the squat toilet?

    It doesn't seem comfortable. If I have a Maxim and Howard Stern on, I can stay in the bathroom for a long time :D
     
  13. YallMean

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    See my post above. It's not comfortable, but taking dump is not supposed to be comfortable. You sit there too long reading, you know all kinds of problem will happen to you. The squating one is clean, doesnt split, and easy to clean. There are public restrooms in Asia basically built like bowling alleys, with partition in between. It can serve 10 people per lane. It's cheap to make. Plus it's easy to clean, becuase it flushes down from upstream.

    :D

     
  14. Outlier

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    Those toilets are shaped different in Japan and they squat because they have a small...













    belief from Buddha that if they do that, it can bring good luck and lots of money.

    :D :D :D
     
  15. YallMean

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    Yeah, they finally figure out invading other people culturally, not by force.

     
  16. YallMean

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    How could dumping part of you be good fortune to begin with?

     
  17. Outlier

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    Ah man, I was joking. I don't think you "got it".
     
  18. YallMean

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    I get yours, but you didnt get mine. ;)

     
  19. KingCheetah

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    Those squat toilets seem like something someone came up with in 1783.
     
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