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Troubling news about seniors

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mr. Brightside, May 27, 2006.

  1. Mr. Brightside

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    http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html


    STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community

    Doctor Blames Viagra, Lack Of Sex Education

    Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report.

    A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

    "Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis)," gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. "I had a patient in her 80s."

    "More and more senior citizens are ending up in the gynecologist office, and their diagnosis is a sexually transmitted disease," Local 6 reporter Vanessa Medina said.


    Local 6 featured Louis Franklin, who used to date in the community at least three times a week.

    "I have had a better dating life since I have been here than I have ever had," Franklin said. "I know there are things going around."

    A doctor blamed Viagra, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy for the spike in sexually transmitted diseases at The Villages.

    "All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'" community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said.

    Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.
     
  2. BiGGieStuFF

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    I just threw up in my mouth a little
     
  3. percicles

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    Well at least there going out with a bang.
     
  4. krnxsnoopy

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    thats somebody's mom and dad :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  5. chow_yun_fat

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    Mine as well enjoy life to the fullest. :cool:
    STD? No biggie...not like you'll live long enough to face the repercussions.
     
  6. moestavern19

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    You mean the Old People we've placed on the Death Queue are instead of sitting around playing Bridge and Watching Matlock... are out HAVING SEX??!?!??!?!?!?


    I think we need to speed up the death process, old-people sex is disgusting beyond all else. Time to put a little "surprise" in grandma's Ensure.
     
  7. TheFreak

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    I hear it's all over the shuffle board court. Probably those well-to-do seniors who eat at 6 o'clock.
     
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    Thats somebody's grandparents :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Thats friggin gross
     
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    LOL, those crazy old farts :D
     
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    I've had seeeeeeeeex!!
     
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    How long before the conservatives use this as an election year wedge issue?


    ;)
     
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    Oh, it's a wedge issue alright.
     
  13. Texas Stoke

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    I'm more troubled because an 80 yr old is getting more than I am these days.

    And I'm in my prime.
     
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    Look at it this way -

    If Viagra is helping the old folks have a wild sex life now, what sort of freaky things will they be able to do with a pill for your sex life by the time you are 80?
     
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    First they used AIDS to put down the black people... now the old people... this government is SICK!
     
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    You are one sick puppy. :eek: :p
     
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    First robots, now this.
     
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    Your wish is my command. Enjoy.

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