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What Would You Do this Summer If You Were Going to the Big House in September?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by JuanValdez, May 25, 2006.

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  1. MadMax

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    you're awesome! :D
     
  2. macalu

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    it's sofa king pisses me off that they get 4 months to spend with their families or whatnot. swift justice my ass.
     
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    I'd arrange multiple duck hunting trips with some life-time government appointees in Washington.
     
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    Get buddy buddy with the mob to buy some ass protection.
     
  6. bnb

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    Min security or not...they'll be locked up a long time.

    Time with family and friends -- yes

    I'd also hit the road for the next three months. Hawaii, Yellowstone, East Coast, West Coast, Grand Canyon -- you name it.

    And eat in the best restaurants, drink the best wine, see some shows.

    And pesky laws like speed limits, shoplifting, jaywalking, public intoxication -- those no longer apply. What are they going to do? Add a couple of years to the 275 he's already facing. Sure...just put it on my tab.

    And I think I'd join up with that Columbia Record Club (is it still around?). After I get my 10 for a penny...let them send out the Fleetwood Mac CD's and reminder notices for the next 200 years.

    No way they run. Any sign of that and they're in custidy right away. Appeal process goes out the window too.
     
  7. VesceySux

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    Oh, c'mon, no one's said it yet?

    "I'll tell you what I'll do, man... Two chicks at the same time."
     
  8. macalu

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    apparently, you missed post #44.
     
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    who say's their broke?!?!

    come on $38 mil bail x .10 = 3.8 million still in their pocket.
    you know how easy it is for them to cross the borders into Mexico and Canada then never come back?

    To be on the safe side I would probably leave my wife/kids $10 mil and give them my goodbyes.

    Use the rest of the money to hire a top notch PI guys to make sure im not bugged or under surveilance. Come up with a great escape plan like dress down buy a good running discreet car (all cash) and drive through the borders to Mexico.

    I've never even been stopped going into Mexico have you? Not everyone is the world is following this story and I dont even know what they look like.

    J
     
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    I tell you what I'd do man, two chicks at the same time.
     

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