Not sure what is up. The Dell Monitor keeps blinking on the On/Off switch. I've tried: Hitting it... Cursing it... DeFiling it... Yelling at it... (several times) Talked to the computer's mom... Asking it nicely... Yelling at it again... Asking it... once again... "nicely" Donkey punching it... Asking it, once again, if it knew what was wrong... Doing Yardwork... Buying a new Computer...
Did you try replacing the power coupling modules responsible for your monitor's emission of phase carrier waves? That would be the obvious solution. Be careful, though, because interfacing with the monitor's subspace quantum flux drive may scramble the existing tachyon field and create a feedback loop in the phased matter re-router. I'm sure you can figure it out.
Tell me you're not buying a new computer because your monitor died...please. Make sure the (normally blue) Plug is nice and tight on the back of the computer. Unplug and replug it in. Make sure it doesn't look like any of the pins are bent. Is your computer beeping?....how the hell are you posting this? Did you jack the computer into your neck, Matrix style? Are you the one?
It's actually one of my friends' comnputers, but I post on it often enough... I would just like to show some of the "semi" members just how powerful this BBS can be!
So how could you see to post this? Also, I guess it was very creative of you to try "defiling" it - and I guess that's really not that much worse than peeing on it, after all. But it apparently doesn't work.
Fatty: What are you trying to tell me? That I can stop threads? Miguel: No, Fatty. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to. *blame the lame quote on me waking up at 5:30
