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Looking for a Rockets Freestyle!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bigbodymoe, May 18, 2006.

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  1. bigbodymoe

    bigbodymoe Member

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    For all the great BBS writers out there i wanted to see if any of you could write a Rockets rap. It could be funny, serious, or just real Hot Fire lol. I am starting to record in music studios and i wanted to make a rap about the Rockets as part of my work (my writing game is pretty weak at this point i must admit). but if any of you could write a few verses i would love to record them and post them back on here for all to hear. :)
     
  2. Got Em

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    I'm retired from rap, but I'll spit a little verse. I won't ghostwrite though.
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    This thread has potential.
     
  4. thadeus

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    Yeah, I'm retired too since my homiez got shot. I'll pour a 40 oz. to their memory.
     
  5. KingCheetah

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    just learn from K-Fed yo...


    I'ma een bee ay awl stah like T-mac n Yao
    Y'all can't even handle dis fi-yuh... POPOZAO.
    Van Gundy and Cuban admire mah' media defience
    I take you to schoo' n den I blind u wit SCIENCE
    I gotz deez hoes like Sean Elliot gotz a kidney
    i say f awl deez hatuz, i'm goin home to BRITNEY
     
  7. Two Sandwiches

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    NBA is the game
    Houston Rockets is the name
    Clutchfans.net's my main frame
    Nothin' but net
    You can talk about anything
    on which your mind is set
    from Tracy Murray to a big ass gordito
    Some people even talk about Shawn Kemp's libido

    Whatever ya' do, don't be a n00b
    Gotta get your mind straight
    Don't eva forget the all-time great
    His name is Hakeem, but we call him the Dream

    We got Yao, McGrady, even Stro'
    who's about as lost as an old lady

    Whatever he does
    Calvin ain't no fool
    And if you don't like Worrell
    you just a tool
    get those other scrubs outta here
    and like Chance said....we need Air Bull




    ----------

    Yeah, I'm horrible, and horribly white. But I tried.



    Suckaz. :p
     
  8. moestavern19

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    wow.

    You make Kevin Federline look like Jay-Z

    :eek:
     
  9. HaYnBoi

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    I Said Im Hot like the Houston Rockets(Houston Rockets reverb loudly 2 times)
    This rap goes out to all my homies who eat Hot Pockets.
    My team is from the city in the South
    When you watch them beta cova ya damm mouth
    Its all bout dat Red and WHite mannnn
    Im tellin yall cats just dont undastan
    WHen i hit da mic like YAO
    yall betta BOW cause this da team

    [chorus]
    DIs da team, we had da dream
    dis da team, no mo Mr. mean
    DIs da team, Ya mean ?[say fast to sound like Yao Ming]
    Dis da team, we had a dream
    DIs da team,no mo Mr. Mean
    Dis da team, Ya Mean?
    [BOOM] [Loud glass shattering noise]
    Houston Rockets 2006-2007, were comin for yall!
    :)
     
  10. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Well, my name is ima
    and I'm here to say
    TMac is gonna ****** ***** *******
    Yao Ming's ****** ****** ******* *** ******
    ****** *** and ******* ******
    ****** Bob Sura ***** *****
    ***** ***** like Ralph Sampson's *******
    ****** ***** ****** **** Calvin
    ******* ******* ******* ****
    Granville Waiters ******* ***** ******
    ****** like World B Free ******
    ***** **** Craig Ehlo
    ***** ******** *** ******
    Dull Harris ********* ****** ****** ********
    *** ***** Bea Arthur ***** *** *******
    Chuck Nevitt's ***** ***** ***
    all up in Mike Newlin's ******* **** ****** ***
    Kevin Kunnert's gonna ***** *** ****** *******
     
  11. Two Sandwiches

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    In other words, I can have a hit song! :eek:
     
  12. Two Sandwiches

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    LMFAO! I love it!!!! :D
     
  13. moestavern19

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    jesus dude, when did you become the funniest poster on the board? :D
     
  14. Two Sandwiches

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    I wish there were classic moments that were that long.

    I can't read it without laughing.
     
  15. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    I like the funky fresh beat.
     
  16. bigbodymoe

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    i really hope this is your first single.
     
  18. bigbodymoe

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    And it may go something like this...

    I say, rollin' around,
    settin' on dubs,
    Got my eye was high on shrubs,
    Coolin' in my Escalade,
    Man I'm paid, I got it made,
    Take me to your special place,
    Close your eyes show me your face,

    I'm gonna piss on it.

    =<(Chorus)>=
    Haters gotta hate,
    Lovers wanna love,
    I don't even want,
    None of the above,
    I want to piss on you.
    Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
    I pee on you.

    I said yo body, yo body,
    Is a portapotty,
    And I pee out kit,
    And I pee on you,
    Drip, drip, drip,
    Pee on you,
    Piss on you, piss on you,

    You won't feel quite the same,
    Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
    I wanna poop on you, too,
    I want to pee in yo food,
    Only thing that make my life complete,
    Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat,
    I want to pee on you,
    Yes I do, pee on you,
    I'll piss on you

    =<(Chorus)>=

    Won't you braid my hair,
    Before you stop, I gonna fart,
    I wanna fart on you.
     
  19. SwoLy-D

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    To the beat of "Dope Man"

    yo, ima_drummer2k, yeah, boy, wear rockets' gear,
    money up to here, but unemployed...
     
  20. mateo

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    Hakeem
    The Dream
    Clyde
    The Glyde
    Kenny the Jet
    Boba Fett
     

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