For all the great BBS writers out there i wanted to see if any of you could write a Rockets rap. It could be funny, serious, or just real Hot Fire lol. I am starting to record in music studios and i wanted to make a rap about the Rockets as part of my work (my writing game is pretty weak at this point i must admit). but if any of you could write a few verses i would love to record them and post them back on here for all to hear.
just learn from K-Fed yo... I'ma een bee ay awl stah like T-mac n Yao Y'all can't even handle dis fi-yuh... POPOZAO. Van Gundy and Cuban admire mah' media defience I take you to schoo' n den I blind u wit SCIENCE I gotz deez hoes like Sean Elliot gotz a kidney i say f awl deez hatuz, i'm goin home to BRITNEY
NBA is the game Houston Rockets is the name Clutchfans.net's my main frame Nothin' but net You can talk about anything on which your mind is set from Tracy Murray to a big ass gordito Some people even talk about Shawn Kemp's libido Whatever ya' do, don't be a n00b Gotta get your mind straight Don't eva forget the all-time great His name is Hakeem, but we call him the Dream We got Yao, McGrady, even Stro' who's about as lost as an old lady Whatever he does Calvin ain't no fool And if you don't like Worrell you just a tool get those other scrubs outta here and like Chance said....we need Air Bull ---------- Yeah, I'm horrible, and horribly white. But I tried. Suckaz.
I Said Im Hot like the Houston Rockets(Houston Rockets reverb loudly 2 times) This rap goes out to all my homies who eat Hot Pockets. My team is from the city in the South When you watch them beta cova ya damm mouth Its all bout dat Red and WHite mannnn Im tellin yall cats just dont undastan WHen i hit da mic like YAO yall betta BOW cause this da team [chorus] DIs da team, we had da dream dis da team, no mo Mr. mean DIs da team, Ya mean ?[say fast to sound like Yao Ming] Dis da team, we had a dream DIs da team,no mo Mr. Mean Dis da team, Ya Mean? [BOOM] [Loud glass shattering noise] Houston Rockets 2006-2007, were comin for yall!
Well, my name is ima and I'm here to say TMac is gonna ****** ***** ******* Yao Ming's ****** ****** ******* *** ****** ****** *** and ******* ****** ****** Bob Sura ***** ***** ***** ***** like Ralph Sampson's ******* ****** ***** ****** **** Calvin ******* ******* ******* **** Granville Waiters ******* ***** ****** ****** like World B Free ****** ***** **** Craig Ehlo ***** ******** *** ****** Dull Harris ********* ****** ****** ******** *** ***** Bea Arthur ***** *** ******* Chuck Nevitt's ***** ***** *** all up in Mike Newlin's ******* **** ****** *** Kevin Kunnert's gonna ***** *** ****** *******
And it may go something like this... I say, rollin' around, settin' on dubs, Got my eye was high on shrubs, Coolin' in my Escalade, Man I'm paid, I got it made, Take me to your special place, Close your eyes show me your face, I'm gonna piss on it. =<(Chorus)>= Haters gotta hate, Lovers wanna love, I don't even want, None of the above, I want to piss on you. Yes I do, I'll piss on you, I pee on you. I said yo body, yo body, Is a portapotty, And I pee out kit, And I pee on you, Drip, drip, drip, Pee on you, Piss on you, piss on you, You won't feel quite the same, Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains, I wanna poop on you, too, I want to pee in yo food, Only thing that make my life complete, Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat, I want to pee on you, Yes I do, pee on you, I'll piss on you =<(Chorus)>= Won't you braid my hair, Before you stop, I gonna fart, I wanna fart on you.
To the beat of "Dope Man" yo, ima_drummer2k, yeah, boy, wear rockets' gear, money up to here, but unemployed...
