"I was ready to do it to him the old country way... make him humble... Suplex him... put him in the camel clutch... break his back... and then f@$* his ass."
and after i pledged allegiance to him, this blue electricity started coming right out of my hands, on command.
[channeling Harlequin]And then I grabbed his tight little a$$ like this and started shoving him deeper into my throat...[/channeling]
....and if I was a squirrel, I would be the MOST POWERFUL squirrel of all, and if I was the MOST POWERFUL squirrel of all, I would only eat HUUUUGE nuts!
If the bullsh*t that came out of my mouth were actual feces and it was on this table I would not be able to scoop all of it up, even with both of my massive manhands.
"Gwayneco is the best lover a conservative Chocolate City girl like me could ever ask for! He's ten times the man George W. is! I'm in loooooooove!"
They promised me a child if I did their dirty work, and they f*cked me! or Everyone duck! She's about to spit venom from the gap in her teeth!