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Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet

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  1. pugsly8422

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    SALISBURY, Md. - A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.

    The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.

    "The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."

    Rantz said the man was treated and released.


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    Talk about a crazy prank, someone goes in there, puts glue on the toilet seat and just waits for a victim.....that's how I hope it happened, at least for the guys sake.

    Pugs
     
  2. KingCheetah

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    How much you want to bet this guy glued his own ass to the toilet seat so he could sue Walmart?
     
  3. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Anyone who goes to a public restroom and doesn't at least wipe the seat before sitting deserves to be glued to it.
     
  4. Master Baiter

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    Exactly! Wipe and put about half an inch (plus) of TP down to sit on. I don't feel sorry for the guy one bit.
     
  5. Invisible Fan

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    If you go to a public toilet and there is white stuff caked all over the seat. Don't sit down.

    There is something fishy about this story.
     
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    now, as a result, all public establishments will require a bathroom attendant during opened hours to avoid future lawsuits.
     
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    It seems that super glue is the only thing that could really bond that quickly and that would dry too fast (ie) it would dry before anyone ever sat on the stuff. Anything else would be obvious ---> fraud.
     
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    i could've sworn this has already happened
     
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    4 real...You always got to wipe and put the toliet paper down, just like Finch...
     
  11. Nice Rollin

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    thats why i dont take public dumps. and if i do have to go, i layer the seat with like 10 feet of toilet paper before i sit down...
     
  12. Nice Rollin

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    i think it happened at a home depot. a couple of employees did it to a customer if i remember correctly. they ended up gettin fired and home depot got sued
     
  13. Austin70

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    If the customer takes them to court, do you think the case will STICK?
     
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    Since you went in that direction, I am going to remain glued to this story.
     
  15. OmegaSupreme

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    if you put a lot of effort into this, make sure that your blood/glucose level is satisfactory.
     
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    My hands have turned pasty in anticipation of what happens.
     

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