Following in the footsteps of such groundbreaking threads as "do you pee in the shower" and "do you poop at work", I've decided to combine everybody's two favorite bodily functions into one thread and ask the question that has plagued mankind for eternity. Which is more satisfying, taking a big dump or a really long piss? I vote dump...
what's up with the excremental fixation on this board? with that said, i like the big dump with a stream of piss when i'm done.
It doesn't happen to me very often, but when I've had to hold in a wizz for so long I feel like I am about to explode...nothing is better than when I can relieve that pressure.
A_Train, were you inspired by the "Little things that Piss You Off," thread? Is it little? Does it piss you off?? (just kidding!! )
Long piss, because sometimes when you're going for a big number 1 it doesn't always come out, but the number 2 is an easy release, every time.
Big dumps are more pleasurable (but not the churning stomach liquid lump version), especially if you really hate who you are doing it on (then the liquid lump version is okay). Big pisses, are more relieving, but they burn.
See that is why I voted for the longass piss because I have had maybe one or two clean dumps in my whole life.
A very good and tough question. A nice dump can make you feel extremely great afterwards. You feel a little lighter on your feet and have a spring to your step. However, taking a piss when you really need to go can almost feel orgasmic, and the orgasm is my favorite bodily function. I'll go with the long piss.
I had the longest piss of my life a few days ago, i mean it just kept going and I was more irritated because usually its like 10 seconds tops and this one lasted almost a minute. I'd have so say a big dump is without question more satisfying, grab yourself some good reading material, drop a few kids off at the pool and thats a load off your mind.
i just took a really nice big dump. it was a three course poop-deluxe. started off with a big slick...it's hard to tell how big, because the poo goes into the drain of the toilet before i can measure, but it felt like a half-footer at least. then i read for about 5 minutes and the main dish came. boy did my bowls move! then i read for another 5 and the dessert escaped me. pretty small one, but it was nice to get it all out. it was clean to...one wipe and i was outta there. gotta say, i feel like a million bucks right now.
It depends how drunk you are and how long you've been in the car waiting. That, my friends, is pure agony.
