more: warning - first one not safe at work - warning - warning - it's just a moon though gullible perfect for speeders who hate getting caught yep, s-m-r-t
That's awesome. There's not much that pisses me off more than arrogant cops. Well, maybe arrogant redneck cops.
Speaking of stupid, we've been having this conversation for OVER ten minutes now in the card game I'm playing on Full Tilt. This guy's still refusing to believe Daylight Saving's Time has already switched. arkoe: 6:20 here arkoe: i hate daylight savings Blakheart: 320 here arkoe: my sleep schedule was already messed up enough Blakheart: oh that doesnt hit until tonight does it? Blakheart: like sunday night? arkoe: no, it was saturday night/sunday morning Blakheart: or does it start sat night eeman1262: no its here Blakheart: ah cool Blakheart: glad i have four days off to adjust arkoe: so it's 4:20 in san diego arkoe: frisco rather Blakheart: well according to cox cable its still 322 arkoe: hmm Blakheart: and according to sprint same arkoe: the only reason i realized it was tonight was because my cable box switched arkoe: eeman, want to share some chips? Blakheart: sure it isnt sunday night that it starts? Blakheart: oh calender here lemme check arkoe: pretty sure arkoe: my computer swithed too arkoe: switched joehfromnj: your computer should have updated already arkoe: you have to have it set to recongize daylight savings time joehfromnj: unless you're in arizona*L* arkoe: other wise it won't Blakheart: just6 checked...sunday the second of april Tournament Director: The blinds are now 150/300 Dealer: Hand #539698732 Blakheart: starts sunday night arkoe: no daylight savings time is about the only reason i'd want to live in arizona joehfromnj: no daylight savings time in AZ Dealer: tacoboy1 has 15 seconds left to act Blakheart: yah i think we end up same time as az joehfromnj: that and golf Blakheart: but my calendar says it starts sunday the second tacoboy1: it is sunday the 2nd joehfromnj: so i hear....never been...used to talk to someone from there arkoe: yeah, 2 arkoe: AM Blakheart: so tonight like 19 hours from now Dealer: Blakheart has 15 seconds left to act Dealer: LaParka shows [5d 9s] (a straight, Nine high) arkoe: no sir Dealer: LaParka wins the pot (750) tacoboy1: no, its sunday the 2nd right now Dealer: Hand #539699616 Blakheart: yes 2 am tacoboy1: thats when it starts eeman1262: no sunday 2 a.m. joehfromnj: 2AM sunday morning*L* Blakheart: yes but it starts sunday night...not morning Blakheart: nope eeman1262: smoke another bowl lol tacoboy1: seriously joehfromnj: wow never thought daylight savings was so complicated*L* arkoe: 2AM a day from now would be Monday the 3rd Dealer: Blakheart wins the pot (750) Dealer: Hand #539700009 tacoboy1: look at your computer time Blakheart: i work in a bar man i know when time changes...it does effect bar servig times Dealer: Blakheart wins the pot (300) Dealer: Hand #539700234 Blakheart: it is only 327 in california eeman1262: you still in the bar? tacoboy1: no it is 4:27 flapster Dealer: eeman1262 wins the pot (300) Dealer: Hand #539700431 Blakheart: i left it on the way home man tacoboy1: think you shouldn't have been driving tacoboy1: drunky mcdrunkstein arkoe: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html ?n=224 eeman1262: lol Blakheart: gu7ess again taco...calll cox...call sprint...calll time...it is 327 i just did all those out of curiousity joehfromnj: this is too friggin funny arkoe: copy that link tacoboy1: now you're a liar tacoboy1: its fun getting a rise out of people on the internet, isn't it? tacoboy1: making stuff up Blakheart: what link...try it agian nooob Dealer: joehfromnj shows a pair of Fives Dealer: Blakheart shows a pair of Queens Dealer: Blakheart wins the pot (750) with a pair of Queens Dealer: Hand #539701190 Blakheart: really i just checked...it is 329 now in san diego arkoe: you checked my link? arkoe: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html ?n=224 Blakheart: the time change kicks in on sunday...and it always does tacoboy1: apparently san diego is in space tacoboy1: IT IS SUNDAY TARD joehfromnj: i think the hour disappeared with the 3000 chips arkoe: this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life eeman1262: rofl Dealer: joehfromnj shows Ace King high Blakheart: yes sunday morning..but the change hits sunday latenight....youngun Dealer: joehfromnj wins the pot (600) with Ace King high Dealer: Hand #539701816 tacoboy1: no, that would be monday morning
Simple, before he takes a shot he adds a fire ball in the drink, but when he is drinking he spills some out, catching his face on fire.
I don't know who was dumber, the cop who lost his car or the citizen who stayed behind when the cop went away.
That conversation went on for the 20 minutes that guy was at the table, and for five more after he was broken, but still arguing.
Same name as on here. I mostly play the smaller tables though, only had $50 to put in. I've gotten that up to about $160, so I should be moving up soon.
I can only guess that he thought he would somehow flip and land on his feet, which I guess is at least possible in Hong Kong action movies. The only other thing I can guess he might have been thinking was that he'd be able to catch the ends like an olympic gymnaist catching parallel bars - which is probably impossible given the width of the escalataor, the slipperyness of the grip, and the inhuman amout of strength it would take to arrest that much forward momentum. Honestly, one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, ever. I'd be interested to know the extent of his injuries - am guessing multiple facial fractures, broken hand/forearm, several lost teeth, and probably a concussion, possible rib & collarbone fractures. All in all a horrible idea.
I'm thinking he was trying to be a gymnast also. Save that to true men like Paul Hamm. or whatever dudes name is.
