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Homework for the Rockets in the offseason

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DeAleck, Apr 2, 2006.

  1. DeAleck

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    1. Point guard skills
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    Luther is a very good talent. He has the quickness and long range ability to be a good player in the league. However, if he's gonna be a future star like Bill and Clyde said yesterday, he's gonna have to learn some point guard skills sometimes in his career. Right now, he's a undersized 2 guard. If your name isn't Iverson or Parker, you can't expect to achieve stardom in this league with that height and a scoring first mentality.

    2. Midrange shooting
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    Right now, Luther has only one shot --- 3 point shot. If he's going to be effective in this league, he will have to master that midrange jumper. If you have only two ways to score --- 3 pointer or going to the basket, it will be way too easy for the defender to guard you.

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    1. Develop a heart
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    Stro has all the physical gift of the world. If he has the heart, aggression and hussle of Amare Stoudamire or Andrei Kirilenko, he will be halfway toward super-stardom.

    2. Develop a brain
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    Right now, when he catches the ball down low, one of these two things will happen: 1. a spectacular dunk on ESPN 2. a total disaster that gets him benched. He needs to be a smart player like Yao Ming is. He needs to read the defense and pass up the ball to a player with a better shot if necessary. If he ever learn to play smart, he will be all the way to super-stardom.

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    1. Heal up
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    Wesley is still one of our best paremeter defender and 3 point shooter. We might still need him to come of bench for a year or two.

    2. Call this guy
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    He might get you a new deal
     
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    1. Don't get worn-out
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    Playing for the CNT and losing to 50 to the US in the WCB will be draining. Don't tire yourself out.

    2. Practice these poses over and over again.
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    Trust me, you will need them one day.

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    1. 1. Learn Yoga
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    With his bad back, he's gonna have to borrow some yoga moves from Garnett and stretch that spine out.

    2. Stabilize that eyeball...
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    This ain't gonna cut it
     
  3. DeAleck

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    1. Click here
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    Just in case...

    2. If not, get the license
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    It will come in handy

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    1. Buy this
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    Crucial for his job

    2. Or change career... try this new gig...
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    I don't know, a new career might work...

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    1. Get a hair cut
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    A must for his next job

    2. Practice this
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    The necessary skill for his next job
     
  4. DeAleck

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    1. Finish up his Congo hospital project
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    Deke is a real humanitarian. His hospital in Congo is benefitting thousands of locals.

    2. Make sure the hospital also has a nurse home
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    Deke needs it.

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    1. Learn to shoot
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    Your big man needs you to shoot, so shoot...

    2. Call this guy up and learn defense from him
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    If you can guard a chair, your team would be in the playoffs now...
     
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  5. Realjad

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    Two thumbs up, good stuff
     
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    Very funny and true man! good job
     
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    That was awesome.
     
  8. RocketFire

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    where is my man Juwan? and JVG?
     
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    very good amd very funny! thanks
     
  10. kaybest

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    very interesting! :D
    Thank Clutch for letting me register for free!
     
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    very cool post :)
     
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    Bowen gets allthe calls. I bet they called a charge on the dude catching the kick in the face. (Szerbiak?)
     
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    Really can't help laughing! Hilarious~~~~~

    Ya creative!!!
     
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    not sure about that but Bowen shouldve been fined more than 7,500 dollars...cuz didnt Steve Francis get fined 46,000 for cursing on ESPN?... Bruce Bowen shouldve gotten more for kickin a man in his grill!... and why does he always get away from grabbing players jerseys?
     
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    Yao: What, DeAleck, say it again?

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    Yao: And I tell you DeAleck, WE AREN'T GOING TO LOSE 50 POINTS TO USA!!!
     
  17. DeAleck

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    He's the DPOY, isn't he? I mean, those are just his tenacious defensive moves... :rolleyes:
     
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    couldn't help laughing. Thank u for such a thread.
     
  19. high5

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    great stuff! :D

    just one thing... maybe you should add something like 'stay out of the weight room this summer' for T-Mac. :)
     
  20. don grahamleone

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    No, China won't. They will lose by 70 because Yao won't be playing for China this summer.
     

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