This is one that I get pretty lucky on. I'm 36 and, with a clean shave, I still get carded. I think it's the Houston humidity that keeps our skin young looking. Whenever this happens, the person who cards me always feels the need to apologize once they see my ID. I always say no, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day!
You know you're old when..... Before you go to bed at night, you put your prescription medication by the coffee maker so you remember to take it in the morning ...and... Before you leave for work in the morning, you put your prescription medication on the countertop next to the refrigerator so you remember to take it when you get home from work. Old sucks. Take it from someone who knows. At least I have blue plate and early bird specials at cafeterias to look forward to.
I remember when we had Dream and Clyde on the team. We always had trouble in the second game of back-to-backs. Now I know what the older players feel. If you would date someone that is 10 years younger than you then you know you are old.... 20 years, well, you know. If you go to a Greenday concert and you are the oldest person there without a child... you are getting there. When the ambulance drives by and you have to cover up your ears ... When you are more attracted to mothers than daughters... When hair falls from your head and lands and grows on some other part your body... When you are out with someone and you are worried that others might think you are an uncle, father... instead of brother, date, cousin...
