I want to be Wilmer Valderrama

His only mistake was picking the wrong Simpson sister.

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Wilmer Valderrama is packing heat

Wilmer was on Howard Stern yesterday and gave up MAJOR dirt on the Hollywood celebs he's had sex with. Some very titilating revelations including... Mandy Moore was a virgin when he slept with her, Jennifer Love Hewitt was an "eight", Ashlee Simpson is very loud, and he's packing 8 inches (a complete rundown continued below.)

The complete excerps from the HowardStern.com

FROM VENEZUELA TO STARDOM

Wilmer Valderrama, one of the stars of “That ‘70s Show” as well as the host of the upcoming MTV program, “Yo Momma,” came into the studio to talk about his life. Wilmer reported that he was born in America, but was raised in Venezuela. Given this, Wilmer noted that he didn’t have many friends when he moved back to this country for high school, largely because he didn’t speak much English. Wilmer then mentioned that, in an attempt to fit in better, he joined his school’s theatre department, a move which he said helped him learn the language and land commercials. Wilmer also noted that all the commercials he did was the thing that got him his role as Fez on “That ‘70s Show.”

WHEN ACCENTS WERE “IN”

Wilmer mentioned that he dated Lindsay Lohan for more than a year and that the rumor that he dumped her for Ashlee Simpson wasn’t true. After commenting that he also dated Mandy Moore, Howard pointed out that he thought celebrities might be prejudiced against Wilmer because of his accent. However, Wilmer responded that the movie “Desperado” made Spanish accents and wearing tight jeans cool for a time, which he said helped him with some of his girlfriends. Wilmer added, though, that “getting a sitcom” didn’t hurt him either.

A FIRST FOR MANDY

When Wilmer claimed that he took Mandy’s virginity, Howard wondered if sex with her was difficult at first. Wilmer told Howard that the sex was “really good” with Mandy, but also acknowledged that it wasn’t “like warm apple pie.” Wilmer then recalled that he approached Mandy while she was shooting the cover for a magazine and that she agreed to go out with him right away. Wilmer added that he knew Mandy was interested in him when her mother told him that she changed her shirt three times in preparation for their first date.


THE GIRLS IN HIS LIFE
Howard said that he had a list of women with whom Wilmer allegedly has had sex and wanted his thoughts on each of them. The first name Howard mentioned was Jennifer Love Hewitt, who Wilmer replied “was an eight.” However, Wilmer claimed that the other three girls Howard brought up – Jamie Presley, Rosaria Dawson and Jessica Alba – were just friends of his and that he’s never been physical with any of them.

Because of the number of A-Listers on Wilmer’s list of sexual partners, Howard asked him if he’s well-endowed. Wilmer responded that he’s “been blessed” in that department, before saying that his penis is more than eight inches long. Wilmer went on to report that, when he’s with celebrities, he has two things on his mind: that he can’t believe he’s actually having sex with them and that he has to be sure to perform adequately. Although Wilmer insisted that he’s been rejected by women in the past, he couldn’t remember a specific instance when it happened.

NOT SCARED OF THE HOOD

Wilmer noted that his new program, “Yo Momma,” is a “street show” that will feature “rank outs,” whereby contestants will fire insults at each other and the audience picks the winner. Upon hearing this, Howard asked Wilmer if he thought it was a good idea for someone with his kind of lifestyle to risk it all in order to go into tough neighborhoods in order to film “Yo Momma.” Wilmer replied that, because most of his friends come from such places, he feels comfortable going there, so he enjoys it and isn’t afraid.
ROBIN LIKES WHAT SHE SEES

Robin wondered if Wilmer was ever worried about not being able to perform in bed, but Howard pointed out that he doubted that was a concern of his given the size of his penis. Robin then admitted that she found Wilmer “really good-looking” and that she was getting turned on by him. Artie then informed Robin that, if she needed “to cool down,” she should look at him.

“‘F,’ MARRY, KILL”

Howard announced that he wanted to play a round of “‘F,’ Marry, Kill” with Wilmer, before presenting him with Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba. Wilmer told Howard that he’d “F” Lindsay, marry Mandy and kill Jessica, explaining that Jessica was just “too good to be true.” After the next round of the game – where Wilmer said he’d marry Lindsay, “F” Mandy and kill Jennifer Love Hewitt – Artie pointed out that the correct answer was actually that he’d “F” them all and marry none of them.

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Posted on March 28, 2006 in Celebrity Gossip

 

And some others are probably even hornier now and want him even more.

 

That's right. Just ask Warren Beatty.

 

All those actors are, Stallone, Cruise, Pitt...it doesn't matter.