Gwan admit it...there are times when every body wants to be evil.... Lets see....first of all no way Kate Winslet gets MY raft seat...he knew her a frigging week. Find your own raft, trick. Also the autistic kid who shot 6 threes.... After 3 and I am coaching the other team. I put a lockdown defender on him...maybe a double team...and I definately have whoever he is guarding take him to the rack hard on offense. Be all inspirational on someone elses watch!
well i wouldn't go as far as the autistic kid. but... plenty of evil things i would of done yes and worse than putting defenders on an autistic kid lol especially when i'm watching movies where there's like a part where everyones sad, etc, i usually find some hilarious way to make it... not sad :]
I am about to do something pretty bad. An ex of mine, who I am still friendly with, needed some money to pay her rent. It isn't paying all of it, just a part of it. Well, I told her that I would help her out. She came over last week and all that, nothing happened as she said she was 'tired'. Well, this entire week, she hasn't called, e-mailed, IM'd, nothing. So today, I am thinking "Why exactly am I helping this chick?" She is an ex, she hasn't called me all week, she is definitely going to call today when she needs the money. Not sure what we would have talked about if she did call, but dayum, call just to make me feel good or something!!!! Now part of me is saying that I should do it because I said I would, but on 2nd thought I am thinking that would be insanely stupid.
Not necessarily "evil" per se, but: I like to run towards an elevator that's closing its doors and ask the people inside: "Are you guys going up?" When someone answers "Yes, we're going up!" and someone else holds the door for me (when I didn't ask them to do so), I tell them: "OK, 'cuz I am going down..." ---------------------------- When someone clearly didn't bring their keys to their office, and someone opened it for them, they will leave for a while to the restroom, or a place they need to go outside the locked area. They tend to leave a door stop like a trash can or a book which prevents the door from locking again. I remove this doorstop on purpose. ---------------------------- Whenever my two daughters are almost done with their vegetables and they're certain to be done eating them soon, I make them look away with "Hey, look, that's a nice painting we bought", while pointing away. At this time, I add more vegetables to their plate.
That is what I am thinking, so a certain call will go unanswered. It was weird, last night I was thinking of all the people that called me this week. People that I haven't talked to in weeks called just to see what was going on with me. But this person that 'needs my help', hasn't even said crap. Not even calling just to make sure I still can help. That was part of the reason we split in the first place. There was always some bullcrap going on in her life. Never just a easy going month, always some kind of drama.
I would have chosen the dark side with Darth Vader and ruled the galaxy as father and son. It's all about the force choke, b****es!
dskills- Do unto others... With that said, here's what you do. When she calls re: the money, go ahead, and say yea, come on over, and we'll take care of it. Schedule a time even. Then, from there, you have two options... a) Call her 30 minutes prior to set time, and say that you have an emergency and that you'll call her later to meet up. At this point, SHE is now waiting for YOU to call. At that point, never call her. If she calls, let it roll to vmail. Yea, see how the shoe fits on the other foot. or, b) Tell her that you have to go to the ATM, and take her with you. When you get to the bank/ATM, check your balance (you will need to move some funds around prior to this), then look at her shocked! Tell her you don't know what happened, but you don't have any more money. She'll be pissed. Revenge is sweet if you plan it well. Muhahaha.
LOL! Sometimes when i'm alone with my girlfriend in an intimate place and wanting to kill the mood to go watch some sports or something - i'll do one of three things to her: if we are kissing - i'll blow as hard into her mouth as possible when our lips are locked. It's pretty funny...puffs her cheeks out and kills the mood. i'll tell her that i want to wisper something in her ear - she'll lean over and i'll give her a wet willy straight tongue to ear. i'll ask her if there's something on my butt, cuz it hurts like something it pricking into it...then i'll fart when she goes close to look. she always falls for them...never expects it until after it's done. and she still likes me. muahahahaha (i'm not really an ass, i treat her damn good and really respect her - but these things don't really bug her, just put an end to the mood...she's cool with it and thinks it's kind of funny).
Something like that will happen fo sho. Something like a. is going to go down. Bottm line for me is, you can call when you need something, but any other time, you don't know I exist. that **** isn't right and if I was thinking with the right head I wouldn't have said I would help in the first place.
Not exactly, the deal is that she contacted me, we hung out she told me her plight, I told her I would help on today. Now while we were hanging out, all these words of getting back together/seeing each other more came out. But 6 days later, I haven't heard anything from her but I do know that around 5 or 6, she will call, to get the help. Now in those 6 days, I sat at home, got calls from friends I didn't even know were alive, but not even a word from her at all. So that tells me that after she gets this help I won't be hearing from her again until she gets herself in another jam. I mean, if she really wanted to see me/hang out/screw my brains out I would have heard something. I would have gotten a text, a voicemail, a note via a pigeon, something. But instead, I gets nothing. Not to keep harping on it, but ironically I got calls from people I hadn't talked to in literaly years, but nothing from someone that needs me? Just seems kind of weak. So no, I am sure I won't have to chase her down today. I guarantee you she will be calling me. But I won't be answering.
