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Best non-profane name to call someone?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Mar 4, 2006.

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  1. Fatty FatBastard

    Fatty FatBastard Member

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    OK, the object here is to come up with the best phrase or name that you can ridicule someone with.

    The only rules are:

    No profane words
    No racial tones

    Begin...
     
    #1 Fatty FatBastard, Mar 4, 2006
  2. jeff from vandy

    jeff from vandy Member

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    Smegma
     
    #2 jeff from vandy, Mar 4, 2006
  3. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Member

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    ******!
     
    #3 Mr. Brightside, Mar 4, 2006
  4. weakfromtoday

    weakfromtoday Member
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    (Utah) Jazz fan.
     
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  5. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    Go with ugly, fat, stupid, or old. Basic and to the point.
     
    #5 Mr. Clutch, Mar 4, 2006
  6. m_cable

    m_cable Member

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    Pondscum.

    Maggotbreath.

    Camel C***.

    Oh wait. Scratch that last one. Camels have racial overtones.
     
    #6 m_cable, Mar 4, 2006
  7. Lil Pun

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    Poo Butt
     
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  8. chow_yun_fat

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    i like calling people *****
     
    #8 chow_yun_fat, Mar 4, 2006
  9. Dubious

    Dubious Member

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    Faaaarging Icehole!
     
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  10. 3814

    3814 Member

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    fool.
     
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  11. plcmts17

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    What a maroon.
    republican
    ignoramus
    loser
     
    #11 plcmts17, Mar 4, 2006
  12. Chicken Boy

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    butt pirate
     
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  13. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    Jive Turkey.
     
    #13 MR. MEOWGI, Mar 4, 2006
  14. DonnyMost

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    Ass hat.

    and if ass isn't allowed.

    "mealy-mouthed crotch pheasant"
     
    #14 DonnyMost, Mar 4, 2006
  15. 3814

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    okay...i'll add more.

    anal aviator
    rectum wrecker
    chode chugger
     
    #15 3814, Mar 4, 2006
  16. xlr817

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    Mr. poopy pants!
    You MAVprick or SPurts lover!
     
    #16 xlr817, Mar 4, 2006
  17. steddinotayto

    steddinotayto Member

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    nancy
     
    #17 steddinotayto, Mar 4, 2006
  18. MadMax

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    chachie
     
    #18 MadMax, Mar 4, 2006
  19. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet
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    Jazzhole. If I were called that, I might throw down. Sad how many people went gay though.
     
    #19 StupidMoniker, Mar 4, 2006
  20. the futants

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    tool.
     
    #20 the futants, Mar 4, 2006
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