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[Trading Spouses] Margaret Says You're All Dorksided!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeff, Mar 2, 2006.

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  1. Phi83

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    Lets all "Pray", that she goes to the Dentist...
     
    #21 Phi83, Mar 3, 2006
  2. SwoLy-D

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    I am waiting for her to go PRO and stop doing these 1-hour shows... she can go 12 rounds with Roseanne...
    <MICHAEL_BUFFER>In the Heaven corner... Margaret "Theeeeee God Warriooooooooooooooooooor"</MICHAEL_BUFFER>
     
    #22 SwoLy-D, Mar 3, 2006
  3. peleincubus

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    my lord i feel sorry for that husband of hers
     
    #23 peleincubus, Mar 3, 2006
  4. Texas Stoke

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    I'd hit it.
     
    #24 Texas Stoke, Mar 3, 2006
  5. Jeff

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    At least the husband has a CHOICE. I feel most sorry for her kids.
     
    #25 Jeff, Mar 3, 2006
  6. pradaxpimp

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    She was actually pretty tame on Leno.
     
    #26 pradaxpimp, Mar 3, 2006
  7. KaiSeR SoZe

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    where can i see her experiences at the ungodly house?
     
    #27 KaiSeR SoZe, Mar 3, 2006
  8. droxford

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    Sounds like a perfect application for an in-class camcorder!
     
    #28 droxford, Mar 3, 2006
  9. Sooner423

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    My thoughts exactly. How do you marry that?
     
    #29 Sooner423, Mar 3, 2006
  10. VesceySux

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    Very carefully.
     
    #30 VesceySux, Mar 3, 2006
  11. finalsbound

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    How do you have sex with that?
     
    #31 finalsbound, Mar 3, 2006
  12. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    Very carefully....
     
    #32 FlyerFanatic, Mar 3, 2006
  13. Dubious

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    You young unmarried guys take this lesson to heart, that guy is not that unlike you. Don't get married and have kids till you really know a chick and can project what she will be like in 20 years.

    And avoid the insane ones if you can.
     
    #33 Dubious, Mar 3, 2006
  14. Saint Louis

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    Aren't all women insane and it only gets worse as they get closer to menopause?
     
    #34 Saint Louis, Mar 3, 2006
  15. Jeff

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    I have a theory. I believe all women are r****ded and all men are idiots. Here's why.

    Women do things that virtually everyone knows will be bad for them. They do them and can't seem to figure out why everything sucks so bad despite the fact everyone else sees the problem immediately and even tells them as much.

    Men do things that are bad for them knowing full well just how screwed up they are and just how badly they are likely to be hurt, yet they do them anyway.

    It is the difference between Lifetime movies about abused women and the show Jackass. On the Lifetime movies, women are victims of their own lack of confidence, choosing to stay with an abuser rather than leave. On Jackass, men are victims of their own overconfidence, choosing to ride grocery carts down hills in diapers thinking they won't be killed or seriously injured.

    Here's the funny (sad) part. That's just art immitating life. Kids die in car surfing accidents and women stay in abusive relationships.

    Frankly, if sex weren't as pleasurable as it is and if alcohol and other forms of mind-altering drugs had never been invented, it is likely our species would've died out long ago.
     
    #35 Jeff, Mar 4, 2006
  16. finalsbound

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    Your theory is pretty amazing.
     
    #36 finalsbound, Mar 4, 2006
  17. KellyDwyer

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    Except for the whole "opposable thumbs" thing.

    Keep flailing, Jeff. :rolleyes:
     
    #37 KellyDwyer, Mar 4, 2006
  18. BMoney

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    No matter how unpredictable male and female relationships can be nobody can ever, ever predict it will turn into Margaret. That's not on her gender...she's her own species.
     
    #38 BMoney, Mar 4, 2006
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    Don't you hate it when I'm right? :p

    Seriously... You want to talk about the tables being turned on me tonight. I have been told that when I've been drinking I've taken an otherwise interested girl to leave me in the blink of an eye.

    So, tonight, I decided that I wouldn't drink past midnight, and see if that helped.

    All that it showed me was that I , much to my chagrin, have been so pissed off at my divorce and my child support issues and not seeing my son nearly as much as the court allows, that I have been vomiting this knowledge to unsuspecting women, and then b****ing at them.

    Wow. I always thought I handled myself well, too.

    I may need counseling.

    (FYI, does anyone know who Chow Nguyen is? She's apparently a reporter for 11? Anyhoo... she's the one I pissed off tonight)
     
    #39 Fatty FatBastard, Mar 4, 2006
  20. Jeff

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    That last line was a joke.
     
    #40 Jeff, Mar 4, 2006
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