Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up". Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
DING DING DING! We have a new Classic Moment: "At least I marry goats." - Mr. Tombe Man, the thread title doesn't do him justice... he was FORCED... mods, please change the title to read: [GOAT RIGHTS]Goat gets no say in marrying one-night stand man in Sudan
LMAO! If he beats the goat, is it domestic violence? If he has a craving for goat-curry, would he be charged with murder?
Hey London, eye for an eye. I never cussed, or droppped a racial or religious slur. I just did what he did; he wanted to make an A&M/farm animal comment, so I implied a longhorn/gay comment. If he isn't a longhorn, I have even less respect for him b/c he has no reason to be calling out A&M. This isn't a rivalry thread and he threw the first one out there w/o provocation. He's a POS for trying to start something and I'm overly sensitive for responding. Like I said, an eye for an eye. Have a nice day.
Hell I was gonna make a Massachusetts/England joke but didn't wanna drag this into the D&D Rocket River
