This is horrifying and hilarious all rolled up into one. I would have thought this was a joke, if I had not seen the articles reporting this guy's arrest. I was going to post the first page of the actual contract, but it's a little too graphic. See the whole thing here- http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html Smoking Gun FEBRUARY 17 This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child p*rnography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily. A copy of the proposed contract, which Frey's wife never signed and later provided to cops, can be found below. While we normally point out the highlights of most documents, there are so many in this demented, and very graphic, contract, we really can't do it justice. So set aside ten minutes--and prepare to be repulsed. (4 pages)
This is pretty crazy. When we are at home, and alone as a family, you will be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being in bed, and then sleep naked unless instructed otherwise. If I am not at home when the kids go to bed you are still to be naked before I return home. The only exception will be during your menstrual cycle. During My Time you will: 1) Be subservient, submissive and totally obedient. 2) To do what you are asked, when you are asked, exactly how you are asked. 3) Be cheerful and adoring toward me. 4) Be close at all times, unless otherwise told to. 5) Perform any and all sexual acts, excluding anal penetration and/or ingestion of c*m, when told to.
fadeaway, apparently you haven't read page 3. (you may want to mask out [***] some of your terminoogy in your post.) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract3.html That's a cool font of the header caps, though.
...you know, while it's a little extreme to have a contract or get down to that level of detail, that is what a lot of men seem to want from their "partner"... *swears off men for good this time (and there was much rejoicing)*
I don't know anyone that wants anything like that from their partner. You really need to get out more.
the part where he references an equilateral triangle is greatness. who knew it was going to become a math lesson. and i agree with Swoly-D, the fonts for the header caps are cool.
No, most men want a woman they can respect. My ex was a total pushover and I hated it. But, lets face it. Without sex, why bother with marriage?
It's called a PRENUP people put weight requirements in the d*mn thing why is this so different Rocket River
man i thought page 3 was good, but page 2 was even better. i loved the explanation of GBD's and Non-compliance, so technical and detailed. what exactly is going through your brain as you're typing something like this out? and how did someone marry this fool?