Granted, but Fabio still gets mentioned every once in a while anyway. I wish everybody gets the above reference.
Wish granted, except everyone now thinks you're in love with an italian gay man named Fabio I wish I had a 20 gig Ipod
Granted, but the only songs on there are Celine Dion doing covers of Britney Spears. I wish I was in NYC with my wife.
Granted, but you'll be forced to watch Fabio macking on her, and you can do nothing about it. I wish it would start raining.
Granted, but it was interrupted to show "The Three Amigos" that was produced earlier. I wish my back wasn't hurting from moving all those metal server rack doors.
Granted, now your back is broken, but you can't feel it because you're in a coma. I wish Blues Brothers 2000 wasn't such an awesome movie.
Granted, but they're cold and starting to mold because it took nearly 12 hrs to get a response to that wish. I wish the weather in the Dallas area would stop swaying from 85 to freezing every other day and stay in the moderate range of 70-80.
Granted! But you will not be there to experience it because you have been transfered to Somalia. I wish all of bill gates money be transfer into my account.
Granted, but then you wouldn't be able to contribute ultra-highly intelligent posts 24/7 like you do now. I wish I was married to Conan O'Brien.
Granted, but it turns out he and Andy Richter are one in the same person and later leaves you for Chuck Norris I wish I could ball like Hakeem the Dream
Genii shakes his head, GRANTED, except you next wish does exactly opposite of what you intended it to do, and you now have Bull Ball's attached to your chin! I wish for world peace!
Fine, but you've been jettisoned into deep space with a ship full of Aliens (like the movie). I wish my ebay listings would actually get winners at about 30 times the value.
